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Black Americans Patiently Waiting For Liberal White Woman To Tell Them Who To Vote For
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/30/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/30/2024 1:47:52 PM PDT by DFG

LOS ANGELES, CA — Reports from the historic Zoom call "White Women: Answer the Call" for Kamala Harris indicate that black men all across America were listening intently, waiting for liberal white women to instruct them on who to vote for.

In a speech that moved many on the call to tears, Tiktok influencer and liberal white woman Arielle Fodor used the "gentle parenting method" to helpfully tell black men who they should support in the upcoming election.

"I used to think that I was a responsible voter, able to make decisions about policy and candidates for myself, but then Arielle completely opened my eyes," recalled local black guy Darius Watson, who had been listening closely to Arielle's impassioned speech telling black men why they needed to stop thinking for themselves and follow the opinions of liberal white women. "I'm so thankful for the white wisdom of women like Arielle. Without her, I wouldn't know what to do."

Arielle Fodor has been praised by several news outlets for her efforts to end racism once and for all by teaching black men how to think and what to do at all times.

"It's really simple," Fodor said when asked for comment. "If you don't vote like me, a liberal white woman, then maybe you aren't even black."

At publishing time, Fodor had confirmed another upcoming Zoom call event in which she would instruct white men to kill themselves.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ariellefodor; babylonbee; blackmen; fodor; whitewomen; zoom

1 posted on 07/30/2024 1:47:52 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

O U C H !!!!!!!!!!!! 😮


2 posted on 07/30/2024 1:51:24 PM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: DFG

Ah the Bee...

I’ve come to the conclusion that Democrats and leftist in general really don’t know how they are percieved ...

Kinda like this 80s jingle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe6NOBUut0


3 posted on 07/30/2024 2:01:53 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: DFG

I saw about a minute of Fodor’s “Tutorial for Black Men” speech this morning.

If anyone could convince white men to kill themselves, or anyone at all really,
watching and hearing this woman speak is nearly guaranteed to do it.


4 posted on 07/30/2024 2:22:39 PM PDT by TigersEye (His son nicknamed him Pedo Pete. (mic drop))
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To: All
If you haven't seen it, and you really shouldn't risk it unless you have a qualified psychiatrist in the room with you, the following link is nearly two minutes of Arielle Fodor.

"White Women for Kamala" Had Their First Meeting - And It's PURE CRINGE Rumble 1:48

5 posted on 07/30/2024 2:26:46 PM PDT by TigersEye (His son nicknamed him Pedo Pete. (mic drop))
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To: Rurudyne

LOL,

I don’t remember ever seeing that one.


6 posted on 07/30/2024 2:29:33 PM PDT by Paladin2 (YMMV)
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To: SMARTY

You want me to kill myself but you don’t want me to have an assault weapon so I can do it. Please make up your mind.


7 posted on 07/30/2024 3:11:09 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: TigersEye

LOL. Well put.


8 posted on 07/30/2024 3:16:24 PM PDT by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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To: DFG
Whom to vote for.
9 posted on 07/30/2024 3:17:43 PM PDT by LimitedPowers (Citizenship is not a Hate Crime!)
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To: DFG

ROTFL! True Dat. The White Hollowoody liberals gave all the black men jobs doing Oreo and Burger King commercials. They got it made thanks to the Democrats. The misandrists will give them the most Communist advice about who to vote for come the election.


10 posted on 07/30/2024 3:41:40 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (My Pronouns are : He Be, She Be, We Be, and HeBeJeebees.)
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To: DFG

BB nails it again.


11 posted on 07/30/2024 3:54:39 PM PDT by right way right (“May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope”)
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To: DFG

It’s hardly satire.


12 posted on 07/30/2024 4:00:32 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: TigersEye

God help us.


13 posted on 07/30/2024 4:01:31 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
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To: TigersEye

“...And we all need to use our voices and influence for the greater good.”

OMG, she’s channeling the Hildebeast!


14 posted on 07/30/2024 5:40:35 PM PDT by princeofdarkness
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To: princeofdarkness

LOL That’s all the world needs now, a Gen Z clone of the Cankle Monster.


15 posted on 07/30/2024 6:08:00 PM PDT by TigersEye (His son nicknamed him Pedo Pete. (mic drop))
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