Posted on 07/28/2024 11:44:08 AM PDT by DFG
U.S. — The Pulitzer Committee has awarded CNN its most prestigious prize for outstanding achievements in the field of deleting stories about Kamala Harris.
"We are incredibly honored," said CNN President Mark Thompson. "Our team has worked around the clock wiping out every story in existence about Kamala from before ten days ago, and it's just really nice to see that hard work recognized."
Though several media organizations made valiant efforts to memory-hole all record of Kamala's prior existence, the Pulitzer Committee ultimately felt that CNN was a cut above. "No one else has shown such total commitment to annihilating their own previous stories about Kamala," said Committee Chair Larson Brim. "They are in there smashing servers and literally lighting their own work on fire in a glorious blaze. You can search their site and never know Kamala ever held political office before July 2024. It's inspiring."
According to sources within CNN, every journalist on staff has been temporarily assigned to full-time work destroying all record of Kamala Harris' prior existence. "The best way to defend Kamala's record is to incinerate all traces of her record," explained Thompson. "We believe so strongly in her competency that we are going to shred every piece of evidence of every job she has ever held. It's what journalism is all about."
At publishing time, CNN had been awarded another Pulitzer for its excellent work in the area of deleting stories about the Trump assassination attempt.
At publishing time, CNN had been awarded another Pulitzer for its excellent work in the area of deleting stories about the Trump assassination attempt.
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I’m not sure if they hold a candle to MSNBC in this regard.
This is even more important than the New York Times and Walter Duranty being awarded the Pulitzer Prize for their decades of support for Joe Stalin's Potemkin Russia, and Soviet Communism's adoption for the United States!
Kudos CNN!
God bless the Bee! This is pure satire gold. Do they have a prize for that?
The BEE is very very good!
When will TPTB consider that they are too good and institute another Charlie Hebdo attack or just de-platform them?
How 1984 of them.
Wow. They got me.
And yet, short of the actual prize, I have absolutely no doubt we are seeing Big Brother in action.
♪ ♫ ♬ kama-lama-ding-dong, woo-hoo! ♪ ♫ ♬
Was this before or after she won the Nobel Prize?
Love it!
re-writing history
just like Orwell’s book 1984
Hey, when did The Bee become mainstream?
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