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In Lebanon, a Christian man falls in love with a Muslim woman
Twitter ^ | 6/25/2024 | Anon

Posted on 06/24/2024 7:17:52 PM PDT by Zhang Fei

In Lebanon, a Christian man falls in love with a Muslim woman.

Her parents won't allow him to marry her unless he converts to Islam. The man goes to see the sheikh and is told that he has to get circumcised. He reluctantly agrees and got married in May 2024.

A month later in June 2024, the man is walking down the Hamra Street with a gold chain around his neck attached to a crucifix on his chest. The sheikh sees the crucifix and stops him to say, "My son, what are you doing? You are a Muslim now. Why are you wearing that cross on your chest?"

The man looks at him and says, "Well, you know, sheikh, I thought that with the country going to be attacked by Israel soon, if I were to get killed and I go up to heaven and find that Jesus is there, I would unbutton my shirt and show him the crucifix. He might be merciful and allow me in,"

The sheikh is quiet for a while, then asks, "But my son, what would happen if you find that Muhammad is up there?"

The man says: "Then I will unbutton my trousers and show him.”


TOPICS: Humor
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Off topic and juvenile, but what the hey - you're only as old as you feel, or sumpin.


1 posted on 06/24/2024 7:17:52 PM PDT by Zhang Fei
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To: Zhang Fei

That headline sounds like the basis for a Paul Shanklin song.


2 posted on 06/24/2024 7:24:34 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell>)
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To: Zhang Fei

It feels like there’s a rabbi that was left out of this joke.


3 posted on 06/24/2024 7:33:51 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Sicon

Ole Paul is a trip, isn’t he?


4 posted on 06/24/2024 7:40:15 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of Air Force pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: Zhang Fei

Note to self. Never date a Muslim. 😆


5 posted on 06/24/2024 7:41:54 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of Air Force pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
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To: Zhang Fei

The Christian man is a weak fool.


6 posted on 06/24/2024 7:49:19 PM PDT by nwrep
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To: nwrep

The word, “doofus”, comes to mind.


7 posted on 06/24/2024 7:56:51 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Navarro didn't kill himself.)
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To: Mark17

[Note to self. Never date a Muslim. 😆]


Nothing wrong with dating. Haven’t you heard the ancient precept - “shiksas are for practice”?


8 posted on 06/24/2024 8:09:44 PM PDT by Zhang Fei (My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room)
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To: Zhang Fei

Lol!


9 posted on 06/24/2024 8:30:12 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Zhang Fei

Rhetorical question du jour:
“Why Do Fools Fall In LOve?”


10 posted on 06/24/2024 8:31:53 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Zhang Fei

Sounds like a good movie.


11 posted on 06/24/2024 8:38:24 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: Charles Martel

And then the convert and the Sheikh walked into a bar and ...


12 posted on 06/24/2024 8:59:22 PM PDT by BlackVeil ('The past is never dead. It's not even past.' William Faulkner)
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To: Charles Martel
It feels like there’s a rabbi that was left out of this joke.

Unbuttoning the trousers would work for a rabbi as well.

13 posted on 06/24/2024 9:20:23 PM PDT by Angelino97
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To: Charles Martel

Still wouldn’t be funny.


14 posted on 06/24/2024 9:25:15 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: BlackVeil
And then the convert and the Sheikh walked into a bar and ...

...the third guy ducked.

15 posted on 06/24/2024 9:25:58 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Zhang Fei

A Muslim penguin walked into a bar; he asked the bartender if he had seen his Christian brother. Bartender said: “What’s he look like?”

I’m here all week.


16 posted on 06/24/2024 9:48:13 PM PDT by Az Joe (Live free or die)
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To: Charles Martel

It sure does.


17 posted on 06/24/2024 10:21:04 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Angelino97
Unbuttoning the trousers would work for a rabbi as well.

Didn't you mean priest? There were lots of out of court settlements a few years ago.

18 posted on 06/25/2024 6:58:35 AM PDT by politicianslie (SAFE and EFFECTIVE has become SUDDEN and UNEXPECTED. Use Dr. McCullough protocol to beat death! )
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To: Zhang Fei

*** a Christian man falls in love with a Muslim woman. ****

WALK AWAY! FAST! She is probably frigid and has had certain body parts cut off to make her so! It is the moslem way!


19 posted on 06/25/2024 7:54:52 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ( Government is not reason, it is not eloquence-it is force!--G. Washington)
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To: politicianslie
Didn't you mean priest? There were lots of out of court settlements a few years ago.

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20 posted on 06/25/2024 1:06:42 PM PDT by Angelino97
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