Posted on 06/24/2024 7:17:52 PM PDT by Zhang Fei
In Lebanon, a Christian man falls in love with a Muslim woman.
Her parents won't allow him to marry her unless he converts to Islam. The man goes to see the sheikh and is told that he has to get circumcised. He reluctantly agrees and got married in May 2024.
A month later in June 2024, the man is walking down the Hamra Street with a gold chain around his neck attached to a crucifix on his chest. The sheikh sees the crucifix and stops him to say, "My son, what are you doing? You are a Muslim now. Why are you wearing that cross on your chest?"
The man looks at him and says, "Well, you know, sheikh, I thought that with the country going to be attacked by Israel soon, if I were to get killed and I go up to heaven and find that Jesus is there, I would unbutton my shirt and show him the crucifix. He might be merciful and allow me in,"
The sheikh is quiet for a while, then asks, "But my son, what would happen if you find that Muhammad is up there?"
The man says: "Then I will unbutton my trousers and show him.”
That headline sounds like the basis for a Paul Shanklin song.
It feels like there’s a rabbi that was left out of this joke.
Ole Paul is a trip, isn’t he?
Note to self. Never date a Muslim. 😆
The Christian man is a weak fool.
The word, “doofus”, comes to mind.
[Note to self. Never date a Muslim. 😆]
Lol!
Rhetorical question du jour:
“Why Do Fools Fall In LOve?”
Sounds like a good movie.
And then the convert and the Sheikh walked into a bar and ...
Unbuttoning the trousers would work for a rabbi as well.
Still wouldn’t be funny.
...the third guy ducked.
A Muslim penguin walked into a bar; he asked the bartender if he had seen his Christian brother. Bartender said: “What’s he look like?”
I’m here all week.
It sure does.
Didn't you mean priest? There were lots of out of court settlements a few years ago.
*** a Christian man falls in love with a Muslim woman. ****
WALK AWAY! FAST! She is probably frigid and has had certain body parts cut off to make her so! It is the moslem way!
Beware of casting stones in glass houses.
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