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Hiding Covid Crimes [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 June 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/08/2024 1:09:51 AM PDT by John Semmens

As viewers of the long-running Law & Order TV show have learned, intentionally trying to conceal a crime shows "knowledge of guilt." A person not intending to do wrong does not go to elaborate efforts to hide what he is doing. This was not the case with Dr. Anthony Fauci and his National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) associates in the events leading up to and during the covid pandemic. A slew of emails among these miscreants contain typos explicitly intended to thwart computer searches of these emails.

This week in Congressional testimony, Scripps Research Institute immunologist Kristian Andersen testified that "Dr. Fauci encouraged me to misspell words and names in order to obscure what was going on. For example, he said spelling my name as Ander$en would prevent simple computer searches from flagging my work."

Dr. David Morens, senior advisor to Fauci at NIAID admitted "between the typos and the use of unauthorized emails, Dr. Fauci was confident that we could keep what we were doing away from prying eyes."

Fauci himself remains adamant that "the misspellings are easily explained as simple slips of the fingers on the keyboard. People can suspect, but they can never prove that we tried to hide anything. Clumsy typing gives us the 'reasonable doubt' we need to escape punishment for anything we did."

Another escape clause used by Fauci in his testimony is ignorance. This included his claims that "I had no knowledge that funds we provided were used for gain-of-function research" and "I don't know where the six-foot social distancing idea came from."

Fauci justified the use of fear during the pandemic, saying "we were faced with a potentially devastating loss of life. If I had been all 'reasonable' and 'scientific' people would have resisted the measures we all thought were needed to save lives. They wouldn't have stayed home. They wouldn't have shut down their businesses. They wouldn't have gotten the jabs. We had to figure out ways of making it difficult to live--to get medical treatment, travel, go to school, hold a job--without proving you had been vaccinated. Even with all of our efforts, 20% of the population never were vaccinated. These hold-outs were responsible for an estimated additional 200,000 to 300,000 covid deaths."

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga) rejected Fauci's claims, saying "you backed the lockdowns, forced vaccinations, kids being forced to stay home, people committing suicide, and all the horrors that this country lived through during Covid. You should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity."

Rep. Debbie Dingell (D-Mi) argued that "attacking Dr. Fauci endangers all Americans. People need to trust their public health experts. Who knows what kinds of sacrifices may have to be imposed on the population when the next pandemic strikes? We want people to do as they're told for the good of society. We don't want them refusing out of some selfish notion that their own personal well-being takes priority over what the government determines suits the collective good of the whole."

In related news, Kazuhiro Haraguchi, the former Japanese Minister for Internal Affairs, apologized for his nation's covid policies, saying "those who refused vaccination were right. The ban on ivermectin was wrong. This effective and inexpensive treatment was banned in order to push more people to get the experimental mRNA injections that have and still are killing millions of those who received them."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/363608-2024-06-08-semi-news-semi-satire-june-9-2024-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dingell; fauci; gainoffunction; greene; satire; vaccines

1 posted on 06/08/2024 1:09:51 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 06/08/2024 1:10:52 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

During my last annual physical (April 2024) my PCP asked me if I had had a recent Covid shot. I have never had any Covid shots whatsoever. My medical record as printed out and as displayed on the group practice patient portal now states: “Status: Unvaccinated for Covid”.

Just why the hell is the medical establishment keeping tabs on us like this?

Is it some kind of federal law that they are complying with? This is so violative of individual privacy rights. It used to be no one’s business what kind of medications you took. Now everyone else owns your body and what you do with it, except you.


3 posted on 06/08/2024 2:28:45 AM PDT by 4Runner
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To: 4Runner

Remember when people were saying that if you got sick with Covid & were dying, that you did not deserve to be treated? Fauci still claiming that the unvaccinated caused hundreds of thousands of deaths. They can’t wait to get rid of anybody that thinks for themselves and might question their authority.
By the way, how many guns do you own?


4 posted on 06/08/2024 8:13:19 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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To: John Semmens
Thanks, John, for such an excellent re-cap of the news.

Now, please send us a little satire (semi, hemi, or even demi.)

5 posted on 06/08/2024 9:17:07 AM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never...in nothing, great or small...Winston ChurchIill)
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To: 4Runner

These are the future’s criminal records. Noncompliance is a severe offense in a totalitarian state.


6 posted on 06/08/2024 11:25:58 AM PDT by John Semmens
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