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1 posted on 03/13/2024 7:39:13 AM PDT by Enlightened1
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“Would you like to come over for dinner” didn’t mean what the reporter thought it meant


2 posted on 03/13/2024 7:42:23 AM PDT by Bob434
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Cannibals would throw up.


3 posted on 03/13/2024 7:43:57 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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Red pilled (maybe)


4 posted on 03/13/2024 7:44:39 AM PDT by Ken H (Trump 2024)
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He didnt make the menu? Better luck next time.


5 posted on 03/13/2024 7:44:42 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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You keep saying that. I don’t think you understand what he’s saying!


6 posted on 03/13/2024 7:44:52 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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What wine pairs best with a CNN reporter?

Regards,

7 posted on 03/13/2024 7:45:31 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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The reporter “maybe someone can distract them so I can leave”? Yeah. That’s the ticket- let someone else from the crew become the main course while you slip away unarmed


8 posted on 03/13/2024 7:45:38 AM PDT by Bob434
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He asked for a menu, and they handed him a mirror.


9 posted on 03/13/2024 7:46:10 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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These are cannibals from India.


13 posted on 03/13/2024 7:48:42 AM PDT by nwrep
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Fine Young Cannibals. Mostly peaceful


15 posted on 03/13/2024 7:49:08 AM PDT by j.havenfarm (23 years on Free Republic, 12/22/23! More than 8,000 replies and still not shutting up!)
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‘Cannibals for Biden 2024!’


16 posted on 03/13/2024 7:49:12 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (Hospitals are the most dangerous place on Earth! Dr. David Williams)
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What was the name of the CNN reporter?

Stew?

Patty?

Linc?

Chuck?

Chip?

17 posted on 03/13/2024 7:51:15 AM PDT by caddie
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25 posted on 03/13/2024 9:34:54 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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The tragedy is that the cannibals ended up not adding that reporter as their main meal.


26 posted on 03/13/2024 9:39:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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Those poor cannibals the tummy ache


27 posted on 03/13/2024 10:04:42 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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That time when a CNN reporter thought it would be nice to interview cannibals and nearly ended up on the menu

"What about his legs? He don't need those to report on CNN. Ooh, they look tasty."

28 posted on 03/13/2024 10:05:45 AM PDT by Dahoser (I finally figured out what to call him: Fakephonyfraudident Biden.)
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A CNN Reporter Thought It Would Be Nice To Interview Cannibals
^^^^^^^^^

Show how well CNN people logic works about things.


32 posted on 03/13/2024 1:00:44 PM PDT by Vaduz
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle?


33 posted on 03/13/2024 1:09:07 PM PDT by aculeus (Just Call Him "No Border" Biden)
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Q. Why don’t cannibals like to eat clowns?

A. They taste funny.

34 posted on 03/13/2024 1:12:21 PM PDT by Allegra (Does this tagline make my brain look smaller? Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Русские свиньи, идите домой! Derp)
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They wouldn’t eat a reported as they taste bad. If the reporters want to avoid being eaten by cannibals then they should disguise themselves as clowns. Cannibals don’t eat clowns as they taste funny.


35 posted on 03/13/2024 1:13:46 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes” - Possibly Mark Twain.)
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