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Haley Violates Pledge to Support GOP Nominee [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 March 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/12/2024 10:10:58 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former UN Ambassador Nikki Haley says "I no longer feel bound by the promise I made to support the eventual GOP presidential nominee." She justified her reversal, saying "it was made under duress. The Republican National Committee required that all candidates sign this pledge in order to be permitted to participate in the debates. Besides, as Lenin once said when he was criticized for breaking his election promise to give the peasants land, bread, and peace--'promises are like pie crusts, made to be broken.' He went on to totally transform his country in ways never seen before."

"Anyway, it is obvious that Trump is unworthy of the job and shouldn't be endorsed by anyone," she added. "So, I think I am among the righteous in this regard. Sen. Romney (R-Utah) has said there's no way he would ever vote for Trump. Former Rep. Liz Chaney (R-Wyo) would never vote for Trump."

"Look, Trump is a criminal under indictment for over 90 crimes," Haley pointed out. "He incited the January 6 insurrection. He mishandled classified documents. He questioned the results of the 2020 presidential election. He is too dangerous to be walking around much less be allowed to seize power by winning the 2024 election."

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton praised "Nikki's courage for putting country over Party" and suggested "she join me to form a combined ticket to run as the 'No Labels' candidates for president and vice-president, respectively. It would pair a centrist choice of a Democrat and a Republican to give voters a sane alternative to a demented Biden and an unhinged Trump when they cast their ballots in the Fall election."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,526186.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chaney; clinton; romney; satire

1 posted on 03/12/2024 10:10:58 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

No one cares. It’s just an illustration of what we’re dealing with


2 posted on 03/12/2024 10:12:44 AM PDT by stanne
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To: John Semmens

“it was made under duress”

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Someone who caves to pressure should not be applying for the highest office in the world.


3 posted on 03/12/2024 10:12:47 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: John Semmens

Sour grapes.


4 posted on 03/12/2024 10:13:58 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: John Semmens

Who would expect anyone to support an idiot who called an opponent “birdbrain”?


5 posted on 03/12/2024 10:20:37 AM PDT by GAgal
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To: John Semmens

Seems to me like she’d make a right fine Democrat. Or RINO. But I repeat myself.


6 posted on 03/12/2024 10:21:05 AM PDT by The Duke (Not without incident.)
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To: stanne

I hope all of the former Nimrata Haley fans on this forum are feeling very ashamed of themselves. If Trump hadn’t exposed this Hindu supremacist carpetbagger this scum may have ended up ruling us.


7 posted on 03/12/2024 11:07:36 AM PDT by wildcard_redneck (He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.)
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To: GAgal

The insufferable GOPe GAgirl is back. Your TDS is on display as usual. Nimrata Haley is not all hat impressive and has exposed herself as a tool of the WEF. She was an active member of the WEF and one of is young leaders.


8 posted on 03/12/2024 11:11:41 AM PDT by wildcard_redneck (He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.)
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To: John Semmens; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; ...

9 posted on 03/12/2024 11:24:45 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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