Posted on 02/11/2024 9:04:39 AM PST by PJ-Comix
I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Just as long as I got my Chocolate Jesus,
Up on the dashboard of my car...
Hallelujah! Chocolate Jesus has returned in the form of New York City Mayor Eric Adams. You don't believe me? Well just ask him since he is making the claim of being the Chocolate Jesus as you can see here. Unfortunately for New Yorkers, Chocolate Jesus is unable to feed 5000 people with five loaves and two fish much less feeding well over 50,000 illegals flooding the city. In fact, Chocolate Jesus can't do much of anything except appoint Chocolate Bureaucrats as Chocolate Jesus Adams boasts.
PING!
Reverend Billy Sol Hargis, First Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Worship!
Sounds as though it could have been a South Park episode featuring Chef.
They ruined the words gay, unicorn and rainbow. Now, they want to ruin chocolate.
Let’s just say Obeyme won’t be so happy.
Hey, Eric - you know what else looks like chocolate?
Chocolate Jesus is already a song by Tom Waits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5kHx1itU8c
Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Makes me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well, I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well, it's the only thing that can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy, but that's okay
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait
Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
It's good enough for me
Well, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel so good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied
...and a candy
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