Posted on 12/13/2023 10:31:41 AM PST by cotton1706
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite the heavy controversy caused by her responses to questions regarding antisemitism on campus while testifying before Congress, Harvard has confirmed that Claudine Gay will stay on as University Führer.
"We remain steadfastly loyal to our dear leader," the Harvard University board said in a collective statement. "While the last few weeks have been a difficult time, she has inspired all of us to press on toward the goal of creating a great and glorious Harvard, free of any pollution or impurity. Heil Claudine Gay! Harvard Über Alles!"
Gay has fought back against allegations of antisemitism and plagiarism in recent weeks, surviving widespread calls for her firing or resignation. "Nein nein nein nein nein!" Gay shouted while pounding on the podium after being asked if she would resign due to the scandal. "Our university faculty has never been more united than it is this day! We all share in the great struggle to advance our noble cause! We will not be deterred! We will not be defeated! Long live a great and glorious Harvard!"
Despite public outcry, the school's board expressed its unanimous support for Gay. "Never in our school's history have we had such strong leadership," the board's statement said. "With Claudine Gay as Harvard University Führer, we will reach new heights and the greatness of our school has no bounds!"
At publishing time, Gay also announced the creation of a new Sigma Sigma fraternity for students to instill a greater level of pride and passion in the school's students.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
“Sigma Sigma fraternity”
See what they did there?
As they raise their hands and salute: “Meine Fuhrerein!”
Commies only respect power. They won’t back down otherwise.
I laughed when I read that. Very clever.
Good for Harvard! It sounds better in German: “Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!” I wonder if they’re going to organize university camping trips...
Everywhere she goes, she should be greeted with a “Sieg Heil!” until she resigns.
The next Prez wouldn’t have been able to start the day singing
I feel pretty
I feel pretty
I feel pretty and witty and Gay.
Yesterday Jesse Kelly said she’s accomplishing everything she was hired to do, and she’s doing it splendidly. Her job is to be a female, black university president. Period. It’s not fair to expect anything beyond that.
LMAO
I love the bee!
President kill the Jews will remain on at Harvard, because we are too scared to fire out affirmative action hire!
Springtime for Hitler and the Ivy League.
I think “Leftist” is also a prerequisite. If she Tweeted in support of Trump, she’d be dumped in the blink of an eye.
I C what U did there.
She’s their most important token Haitian Refugee as long as she’s not pulling an Elizabeth Warren on us (And Them).
Doin’ the Humpty Hump!
NFN not African American FWIW
To the furor of all...
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