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Should We Get More Covid Shots? [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 Oct 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/03/2023 11:10:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

Convinced that people's lives are at stake, President Biden made a strong pitch for getting more covid vaccine injections. "Look, we've all been through a lot since the pandemic first hit this country nearly four years ago. All the government experts advise that now is not the time to lose faith in the wonderful vaccines we have developed. They say the vaccines saved millions of lives. Former president Trump says the vaccines saved millions of lives. Why can't people just listen to us and do as we tell them? Get your updated vaccine shots."

Cardiac specialist Dr. Peter McCullough says "at the outset of the pandemic, there was an investigation by the WHO on the origins of SARS cov2. That's when the cover-up began. We knew at that time that Anthony Fauci, Francis Collins, Jeremy Farrar, Kristian Andersen, Eddie Holmes, and Peter Daszak all conspired to conceal the fact that the virus was engineered in a joint US-Chinese collaboration in the lab in Wuhan China. And they deceived the world with 12 subsequent fraudulent papers in the peer-reviewed literature. The COVID-19 vaccines and all of their progeny and future boosters are not safe for human use. The vaccines caused an enormous wave of illness. No one should take another shot of this so-called vaccine."

Dr. Anthony Fauci called McCullough "the worst kind of fear monger and spreader of misinformation. Every reputable scientist agrees that the vaccines were a true miracle. Before the vaccines were invented there was no authorized medicine for treating covid. President Biden shouldn't have to plead with people to get these injections. The virus mutates rapidly. The shots everyone got for the original strain do not protect against the latest mutations. Those foolish enough to refuse vaccination have no protection at all. They should take all of the previously offered shots to get up to date and then take every new booster as it becomes available."

McCullough characterized Fauci's advice as "totally useless. The strain of covid for which the original vaccine was designed is now extinct. By now everyone has already been exposed to the virus. Either they didn't get sick because their immune system fought off the infection or they got sick and developed a natural immunity to the disease. Meanwhile, among those who took the vaccines an unacceptably high number developed serious heart damage. The only sensible recommendation is to stop injecting this dangerous product into yourself."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; fauci; mccullough; satire

1 posted on 10/03/2023 11:10:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

If anyone is not sure, that means they absolutely should.


2 posted on 10/03/2023 11:13:27 AM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative)
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To: John Semmens

More , I’ve had None ,Zero , Zip ,Zilch , Nada


3 posted on 10/03/2023 11:18:26 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

If you want to look like a porcupine with all the shots, sure.


4 posted on 10/03/2023 11:19:43 AM PDT by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: John Semmens

Why can’t people just listen to us and obey? We know what’s best for you poor, ignorant peons. Government always knows what’s best. C’mon man, just obey!

King Brandon The Demented.


5 posted on 10/03/2023 11:29:11 AM PDT by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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To: John Semmens

I will not get the jab in a boat
I will not get the jab with a goat
I will not get the jab here or there
I will not get the jab anywhere.


6 posted on 10/03/2023 11:30:19 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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To: SecAmndmt; datura; Fractal Trader; grey_whiskers; metmom; Jane Long; tatown; Golden Eagle; ...

Covid ‘Vaccine’ PING

Great, concise synopsis written with statements from Biden/FAUCI and responses from Dr. McCullough


7 posted on 10/03/2023 11:50:44 AM PDT by ransomnote (IN GOD WE TRUST)
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To: John Semmens
Every reputable scientist agrees that the vaccines were a true miracle.

What, exactly, did they accomplish?

8 posted on 10/03/2023 11:52:36 AM PDT by gitmo
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To: John Semmens

The American people want the new round of Covid MRNA shots to be administered to Joe Biden, his “educator” wife, Hunter Biden and his newest wife, Joe Biden’s brother and his wife, if he has one, and to every single one of the younger generation of Bidens.


9 posted on 10/03/2023 12:04:32 PM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now
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To: ransomnote

MORE? Than the none I already took?

Nope.


10 posted on 10/03/2023 12:14:23 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: metmom

I’m willing to take twice as many Covid shots as I’ve had so far.

2 X 0 = 0


11 posted on 10/03/2023 12:18:50 PM PDT by gitmo
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To: gitmo

Exactly.

I had Covid twice. Have natural immunity.

When God decides my time is up, nothing I’m going to do is going to stop it. Nor do I want to.

I’m looking forward to an eternity in a body not corrupted by sin and plagued with health issues.


12 posted on 10/03/2023 12:26:47 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: metmom

o: John Semmens

The American people want the new round of Covid MRNA shots to be administered to Joe Biden, his “educator” wife, Hunter Biden and his newest wife, Joe Biden’s brother and his wife, if he has one, and to every single one of the younger generation of Bidens.

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I certainly hope you have the all Bidens* in mind...what fine experimental animals they will make. MRNA and regular old Covid. Wowsi!!!
I have had this “thought” about what to do for a very long time and I think all of them if older than 15 should get the shot...You know all the Biden’s must being singing in the rain as they go the bank.


13 posted on 10/03/2023 12:52:04 PM PDT by Bodega (Ready to secede now before it's too late.)
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To: gitmo

The miracle was transferring billions of dollars from taxpayers into the coffers of Pfizer, et al.

An over-priced and dangerous drug that few would willing pay for was mandated for everyone. College students were required to get it to attend classes. Businesses employing 100 or more were required to have their employees vaccinated or to fire them. Doctors were threatened with cancellation of their licenses if they questioned the idea that everyone must be vaccinated. All medical personnel in hospitals were required to get the vaccine. Parents were pressured to have their children and babies, who had virtually zero risk from covid, injected. This massive number of involuntary test subjects enabled drug profits beyond what could have otherwise been achieved. That was the miracle.


14 posted on 10/03/2023 1:43:26 PM PDT by John Semmens
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