[where's_the_Outrage?]

Need to invite the Black Widow, she knows cleavage:

[catnipman]

“The Prince says the festival is now ‘just about wearing a costume to get drunk in’ “

and the problem is?

[Blueflag]

For as long as I can remember the visual ‘branding’ of Octoberfest was a pic of an attractive German girl with large breasts in a tight top showing lots of natural cleavage, holding an absurd number of beer steins.

OctoberFEST (emphasis on the fest) has LONG been a big party... and DRUNK FEST.

Visit a bierhaus in Munchen. It’s what Germans (and their guests) did and do.

Get over your woke self.

[King_Corey]

https://lederhosenforsale.com/2018/06/28/which-side-should-you-tie-the-dirndl-apron-knot/

Undeniably, dirndl stands out as the most flattering Bavarian clothing for women that ever exist! Regardless of the traditional folk event or festival that you wish to attend in Munich or Germany, you definitely need one. Every woman looks stunning and gorgeous in this Bavarian dress. The lederhosen women also has the same impact, transforming your figure, but nothing compares to the classic and stylish dirndl. The assortment you find here at Lederhosen For Sale gives you the perfect figure, enhancing your waistline, revealing a sexy cleavage, highlighting your curves, what more could you ask for from a costume!

For several women across the globe, Oktoberfest remains a most awaited festival. Being the largest beer festival that takes place in Munich, it attracts thousands and millions of tourists and locals alike who travel to taste the most exquisite and famous beer pints. The festival is all about dancing, singing, drinking beer, and of course flaunting your elegant dirndl dresses.

When wearing their dirndl, many women wonder about which side they should tie the apron knot or bow. This may sound unusual, but where you tie, the apron knot will tell others about your marital status. If done wrong, this can attract some unwanted attention.
When you attend Oktoberfest, here is our guide on what your dirndl apron knot discloses about your marital status.

1. The Knot or Bow on the Left Signals “Good Luck” for Men
If you tie the bow on the left side, this gives men the clear signal that you are single and ready to mingle and they can go ahead and try their luck. It also shows that you are open to some flirting when drinking in the beer tents and look forward to it during the festival.

2. The Bow on the Right Shouts “Stay Away, I’m Taken” In Germany, it is a custom that married couples wear their wedding or engagement ring on their right hand. Hence, an apron knot on the right side of your waist will mean that you are in a relationship or married and other men should stay away. It signals others that you are happy with your partner and not available for any relationship.

3. The Bow in the Middle Shows You are Single When you tie the Dirndl apron knot in the middle, it shows that you are single and a virgin! So many women, especially tourists are not aware of the meaning of tying the bow in the middle and soon receive some unwanted attention from men who are drunk. This leaves them with nothing but disappointment, especially if they are not single.

4. The Apron Bow at the Back Says You are a Widow Tying the apron knot at the back gives men two possible explanations. It means you are either a widow or a waitress. This depends on the situation and most men try to assess it before they end up offering some tip to the waitress, or consider condoling a widow.

When you attend Oktoberfest the next time, you should keep this guide in mind and tie the knot on the appropriate side, especially if you want to avoid attracting unwanted attention!

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[Lee'sGhost]

Aspects of some cultures should be appropriated.

[mewzilla]

The History Of Oktoberfest In 46 Vintage Images Of Beer, Bratwurst, And Debauchery

[McGruff]

The Prince must be a fudge packer.

[central_va]

Got milk?

[BlackbirdSST]

MPP! more pictures please

[NetAddicted]

Those look surgically enhanced.

[Jewbacca]

They’d object because the actress is Jewish.

[Adder]

Hey Prince...be glad so many come to quaff your culture...now pass me a Spaten!

[alexander_busek]

"We all talk about cultural appropriation today. Here it's happening to us Bavarians!"

Is calling for us all to first present a Bavarier-Nachweis before bellying up to the bar?

Regards,

[Tom Tetroxide]

Who can forget the dancing scene from National Lampoon’s “European Vacation”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hryXDRgMo0&ab_channel=Movieclips

[Leaning Right]

This “Prince of Bavaria” is no more a prince than I am. You cannot just give yourself a royal title. It has to be recognized by the government. In 1918 Germany abolished royal titles. Therefore, there are no Bavarian princes.

We see the same sort of thing with French dukes and Italian counts. It’s silly. But I guess some “commoners” are so drawn to “royalty” that they keep the charade going.

[moovova]

I’m just hear to read the article...honest.

[Rummyfan]

The great-grandson of the last Bavarian king is not alone in his concerns about how Oktoberfest has changed. Many traditionalists feel what is supposed to be a celebration of Bavarian culture has now become an excuse to dress up and drink.

When has it been anything else?!

[skepsel]

Rodney Carrington.

https://youtu.be/jsMOth_XkZM?si=qS_pa6mSF_ZSsjEr

[x]

But is it really “cultural appropriation” if your own people are doing it to their own traditions? Maybe that’s a sign that everything is “cultural appropriation.” The line between handing down traditions and appropriating them isn’t always so clear.

And weren’t “clevage bearing dresses” common at various times in European history? In Napoleonic France, for example? Maybe in “Merry Old England” (whenever that was)?

Anyway, it’s nice to hear from the rightful King of England (if that’s who this guy is).

[kenmcg]

Hey Prince, go to You Tube and check out the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.