Posted on 09/08/2023 11:54:07 PM PDT by John Semmens
Complaints from the mayors of sanctuary cities are inspiring the Biden Administration to seek a remedy that would entail requiring that illegal immigrants remain in Texas. Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas explained "none of these mayors expected hordes of immigrants to be bused to their jurisdictions. Declaring their status as 'sanctuary cities' was meant to be a symbolic expression of solidarity with those seeking a better life. Unfortunately, that madman down in Texas is disrupting everything for places like Chicago and New York by busing these immigrants there."
"Plus, there isn't any long term political benefit from moving these people out of Texas," the Secretary added. "These cities and the states they are being bused to are already bastions of Democrat supremacy. Texas, on the other hand, is currently governed by the enemies of democracy. By requiring future Democrat voters to remain in Texas we hope to oust these enemies and restore the Democratic Party supremacy that ruled this state from prior to the Civil War up until the 1980s. To help make this happen we have been giving each migrant family (which is defined as any adult accompanied by a child) a $2200 monthly stipend that will afford them enough money to survive until President Biden feels it is feasible to declare them United States citizens."
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) called the "remain in Texas" plan "an attempt to foist the burdens of Biden's illegal immigration policies onto our state and the people of America. It is the federal government's constitutional responsibility to protect each state from invasion. Federal law provides for a process for legally immigrating to this country. Aiding and abetting persons to evade this process, as the Biden Administration has been doing, is a crime. Since the President won't allow Texas to send illegals back to Mexico we have been offering them transportation to the US cities that illegally are granting them sanctuary."
"May I just point out that the President is the supreme ruler of the United States," Mayorkas replied. "It is his option on whether to enforce or ignore existing immigration laws. Mr. Abbott is risking prosecution for seditious disobedience."
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We nreed a remain in DC policy.. ni decisions made there should affect anyone outside... and by all means, the critters that work there should not be allowed to come kut of there...
Satire aside, no [immigrant] is going to hang around Texas waiting for things to happen when they can do what every [immigrant] has done before them: infiltrate into the interior to do whatever:
“prosecution for seditious disobedience.”
Are you sure this is satire?
Looks more like a spoiler to me.
Even as a ‘joke-of-a-conversation’...I fail to see where the President or any department has such powers. It’d be like saying even American citizens of Texas...would have to remain there for some reason, even if you played for Texas-Tech football and had some game in Louisiana on Saturday afternoon.
On the other side of this...packing them up to deliver to some highly urbanized area beyond the Texas border...just drags out a high-cost economic problem. Tell Jose in NYC that he will get a $159 hotel room, with $60 a day for food costs...makes no sense if Jose speaks no English or has no trade/craftsmen skills to offer.
I don’t see how the Biden-campaign team for 2024 can market this strategy or get anyone agreeable on the outcome.
Why are the communist bastards in the District of Corruption allowed to dump Mexico’s sewage on our homes? Time for Texas to call it quits and go back to being the Texas Republic. Screw the “United” States.
Breaking! Mayor Adams demands that Joe Biden require Hurricane Lee to Remain in Florida!
The way the federal government is handling illegal immigrants could actually lead to a civil war. Not advocating, simply pointing out the possibility.
The way the federal government is handling illegal immigrants could actually lead to a civil war. Not advocating, simply pointing out the possibility.
Another bullseye!
“Complaints from the mayors of sanctuary cities are inspiring the Biden Administration to seek a remedy that would entail requiring that illegal immigrants remain in Texas. “
Abbot should start sending bus loads of illegal aliens, not migrants or undocumented migrants, to DC and Delaware.
LOL. I don’t know how that peckerhead FJB thinks he has the authority to fill up Texas with worthless, freeloading foreigners who no speaka da English and need thousands of dollars of taxpayer dollars to PahTay and get through each day. “F”M. They had it so well in the sh*thole they crawled out of and expect to be treated to the same level of living by the gringos and Obrador, the Messican dictator, is going to make sure we treat them that way or he’s going to sue our asses.
“Plus, there isn’t any long term political benefit from moving these people out of Texas,” the Secretary added. “These cities and the states they are being bused to are already bastions of Democrat supremacy.”
Nail on the head!
So Mayorkas thinks that those who decided for sanctuary cities never realized it would turn out the way it did? I would rather submit that he wasn’t thinking, period. He is clearly not up to the job at hand & he may as well admit it & resign. Maybe they could find somebody up to the job & install him/her,but it would require doing some things that go against what seem to be basic Democrat principles. At that point, they would have to decide whether or not they actually want to resolve the problem. Right now, they don’t seem very interested in that, so I guess we just let the sanctuary cities continue to suffer until they actually wise up.
Nailed it, as usual.
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