Posted on 09/06/2023 1:51:26 PM PDT by DFG
OTTOWA, ON — In a country-wide broadcast this week, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau denied ever forcing COVID-19 vaccinations on Canadian citizens and also reminded the general public that Canada has always been at war with Eurasia.
"Ingsoc…I mean…the Liberal Party, would like to remind Canadian residents that just as we have never had peace with Euraisia, I also never ever told the public they had to be vaccinated or lose their jobs," Trudeau announced over Canada's network of in-home telescreens. "Let this serve as a reminder that anyone found in disagreement with this proclamation will be remitted immediately to the Ministry of Love for reeducation!"
Canadians reacted to the message with mixed emotions. "I could have sworn he mandated that all truckers entering the Canadian border had to be vaccinated or they would lose their commercial drivers' license," said Ottowa citizen Winston Smith, who was never heard from again.
Trudeau went on to say, "While not forcing anyone to get vaccinated, I chose to make sure all the incentives and all the protections were there to encourage Canadians to get vaccinated. Now let us begin the Two Minutes Hate towards Eurasia and the unvaccinated!"
As of press time, Trudeau's image was seen projected on the sides of buildings with the message "Justin Is Watching" scrawled underneath. Liberal Thought Police were on hand to gently remind skeptical residents they must comply or be lovingly starved and tortured to bring their beliefs in line with the Party.
And I guess he never forced those banks to close bank accounts of protestors.
That's the money shot.
You would think that God would strike down people for lying like this to the people they personally damaged.
1984
But they said we were at war with...(bang)
He gets the Mayorkas Nonsense Declaration Award for that one! Just say anything speeches. The media propaganda machine will clean up your mess.
Some people need to be taken out back and Che’d.
In His time.
Psalm 73.
This satire is dangerous.
So many Canadians will not see that it’s satire and will also heartily approve of “Justin’s statement.”
I know, but it sucks that millions, if not billions of individuals on this planet have suffered at the hands of our so-called leaders for the last 3+ years (and really more than that).
Ah, crud, I got stung big-time on this one.
“Justin Trudeau Says He Never Forced People To Get Vaccinated And That We’ve Always Been At War With Eurasia”
best headline EVAH!
1984 is getting a GREAT AWAKENING.
GOD abhors a liar
The Bee. 👍
I agree. I keep coming back to Psalm 73, but it is extremely sad, and frustrating, that we have evil criminals running our government - and a judicial system that aids and abets their crimes. And juries in Washington DC (and other select liberal bastions) that are happy to send American citizens to jail if they dared to question their Big State god.
I have to keep remembering that God knows. He's in charge, and Vengeance belongs to Him.
Justin is a Punch Drunk Pothead
Hi.
I was wondering where Castro’s boy was.
5.56mm
Dating Obama ?
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