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End of Car-Centric Era Predicted [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 September 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/02/2023 10:24:45 AM PDT by John Semmens

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has appointed 24 new members to his Advisory Committee on Transportation Equity. "Cars are the weal link in our transportation system," he explained. "They are a major contributor to global warming and perpetuate systemic racism. Equity requires that they be phased out and replaced with superior alternatives."

The Secretary hastened to clarify that "electric vehicles (EVs) are a bridge to an automobile future, not a permanent alternative. Let's face it, EVs aren't that great. They cost more to own and operate, are less convenient and versatile than gasoline-fueled vehicles, and are not especially environmentally friendly. The end result we need to achieve is the elimination of privately owned and operated transportation, but we lack the backbone to decree it in one swell foop."

"After people get used to the inferior performance of their EVs, the inferior performance of public transit won't be as glaring," Buttigieg argued. "Resistance to the abolition of private vehicles will be decreased. Instead of waiting for your EV to charge, you'll wait for a bus or train to take you where you need to go. The extra walking will be good for your health and the professionally driven buses and trains will improve transportation safety. The hassles and expense of buying and insuring a private vehicle will disappear."

FBI Director Christopher Wray praised Buttigieg's initiative, calling it "a major step toward improved security. Ultimately, the elimination of private transportation will put a big dent in the ability of criminals and insurrectionists' to oppose law-and-order. In the interim, the fact that EVs have to be plugged in to recharge gives us access to more surveillance data from the vehicle's computer than we can get when drivers can just put gas into their tanks are go who knows where."

If you missed any of the other Semi-News/Semi-Satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/349670-2023-09-02-semi-news-semi-satire-september-3-2023-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: buttigieg; evs; satire; surveillance

1 posted on 09/02/2023 10:24:45 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

EVs are a Dead-End and that’s how they want it


2 posted on 09/02/2023 10:27:31 AM PDT by butlerweave
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“The Secretary hastened to clarify that “electric vehicles (EVs) are a bridge to an automobile future, not a permanent alternative.”

Something that SOME OF US have been saying now for several years. The problem is PERSONAL TRANSPORT, not CO2.


3 posted on 09/02/2023 10:40:32 AM PDT by BobL (I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart, I just don't tell anyone)
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[[and perpetuate systemic racism. Equity requires that they be phased out]]

We are ‘ruled’ by racists who blame us for racism!


4 posted on 09/02/2023 10:51:11 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: BobL

[[“The Secretary hastened to clarify that “electric vehicles (EVs) are a bridge to an automobile future, not a permanent alternative.”]]

Weird! I thought we were already living in an automobile society? Silly me!


5 posted on 09/02/2023 10:52:26 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: BobL
The problem is PERSONAL TRANSPORT, not CO2.

The problem is "planners" and other government and non-government busybodies who want to remake society based on their own preferences. C02 is not a problem and cars are most definitely not a problem - in fact they are the life-blood of our free market economy. Leave everything the hell alone and let the free markets decide.

6 posted on 09/02/2023 10:54:31 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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Criminal governments outlawing technology, in this case the internal combustion engine, are the culprits in all of this. And they got away with it in the case of the incandescent light bulb.


7 posted on 09/02/2023 10:56:46 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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The climate cultists like butt boy are fossil fuel bigots.

No need to expound, everyone here gets it.


8 posted on 09/02/2023 11:04:14 AM PDT by Boomer (X-Twitter is NOT a free speech platform. The scummy Marxists are back in charge. )
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The ones in Florida are catching fire from salt water. Will be good for toasting marshmallows.


9 posted on 09/02/2023 11:58:06 AM PDT by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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They don’t want us owning firearms
They don’t want us eating meat
They don’t want us driving ICE powered vehicles, ultimately eliminating ownership of cars.
They don’t want us to have the fun stuff
There’s a pattern here


10 posted on 09/02/2023 1:46:12 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (EVERY TIME A HEMI STARTS, A PRIUS DIES!)
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