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Biden's Use of Aliases Debated [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 August 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/20/2023 12:10:33 PM PDT by John Semmens

This week, evidence has emerged indicating that Joe Biden used at least three aliases in the influence-peddling schemes of the Biden family and their foreign "clients." In addition to the previously known "Big Guy" alias, it seems that "Robert Peters," "Robin Ware," and "JRB Ware" were also used.

House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer (R-Ky) asserted that "the most likely reason for using a false name in a business transaction is to conceal the identity of a person engaging in a criminal act. This is why we are requesting the National Archives to include the false names used by President Biden in these business transactions when they search their records."

Presidential Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre called Comer's request "an unprecedented invasion privacy. Just because a person is the president of the United States doesn't mean he loses all his rights to privacy. It is shameful that the Republicans are using the then Vice-President Biden's efforts to spare President Obama from embarrassment as an excuse to smear his reputation."

"What the Press Secretary neglects to mention is that Viktor Shokin was in the midst of investigating the Burisma energy company when Vice-President Biden intervened and demanded he be fired," Comer said. "Joe Biden himself clarified the reason for Burisma's payments to the Bidens when he publicly boasted of withholding the aid President Obama had promised to Ukraine unless Shokin was fired. That combined with the aliases is a pretty convincing admission of guilt by President Biden."

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) brushed aside Republicans' "obsession with government corruption," insisting that "historically, voters have accepted a little bit of corruption as the necessary price of electing Democrats to govern America's biggest cities for generations. That's why they don't care about the few extra bucks ending up in President Biden's pocket. They know they will get their share when he cancels their student debt and redistributes wealth from the rich to them. That's why polls show that more than 60% of voters don't want Trump to defeat the Democrats in the 2024 general election."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; democrats; satire; schumer

1 posted on 08/20/2023 12:10:33 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Why not hire a new lawyer? Preferably a graduate of The Biden School of Law based in Delaware.


2 posted on 08/20/2023 12:19:01 PM PDT by Liz (More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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Biden’s extremely cooperative Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre called
Comer’s request for Biden’s aliases “an unprecedented invasion of privacy.”

She added: “Just because a person is the president of the United States
doesn’t mean he loses all his rights to privacy.”

” It is shameful that the Republicans are using the then Vice-President Biden’s efforts
to protect his beloved son and to spare President Obama from embarrassment
is no excuse to smear Biden’s sterling reputation.”


3 posted on 08/20/2023 12:24:42 PM PDT by Liz (More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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Premiere Democrat, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY),
brushed aside Republicans’ “obsession with government corruption.”

He insisted that “historically, voters have accepted a little bit of corruption
as the necessary price of electing scores of Democrats
to govern thriving American cities for generations.

That’s why they don’t care about the few extra bucks ending up in President Biden’s pocket. They know they will get their share when he cancels their student debt and redistributes wealth from the rich to them


4 posted on 08/20/2023 12:34:25 PM PDT by Liz (More tears are shed over answered prayers than over unanswered ones. St Teresa of Avila)
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To: John Semmens

Robin Hood?


5 posted on 08/20/2023 12:41:54 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: John Semmens

“Robin” as in Robinette.


6 posted on 08/20/2023 12:47:22 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: John Semmens

“He who fills his drawers”?


7 posted on 08/20/2023 12:49:34 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: John Semmens

Now that we know the origin of the phrase Pedo Pete (SloJo Biden’s alter ego email), can we now discuss the proper nomenclature for his laptop son? How about Pedo Pete JUNIOR? And then, for saving time, ink, and bytes, just Pedo Jr.

If the glove fits......


8 posted on 08/20/2023 1:15:15 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: John Semmens

If he’s used “f—kJoeBiden” no one would have known it was him. ;)


9 posted on 08/20/2023 1:46:59 PM PDT by dynachrome (War does not determine who is right, but who is left.)
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To: John Semmens

Peter Defecto


10 posted on 08/20/2023 2:16:58 PM PDT by Bobalu (I'm homesick for a country that no longer exists...)
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