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Trump Indicted For Mocking US Women’s Soccer
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/07/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/07/2023 10:18:57 AM PDT by DFG

U.S. — Former President Trump is facing yet another indictment, this time for mocking U.S. Women's soccer after their embarrassing loss to Sweden over the weekend.

"The sanctity of U.S. Women's soccer is never to be made fun of," said Special Council Jack Smith after reading the charges. "Every one of those highly attractive and beautiful women is both stunning and brave. We believe Trump violated the constitution somehow by making fun of them on Truth Social, and we will prove it as soon as we can figure out which law he broke."

According to sources, Trump posted the words "Nice shot Megan" shortly after Megan Rapinoe's terrible shot in which she kicked the ball like a girl and missed a penalty kick by a mile. "Such cruel, calloused, sexist behavior from Trump must be an obstruction of justice somehow. Or maybe a violation of some obscure 18th-century federal law governing sporting events. We'll get back to you," said Smith to reporters.

Sources within the U.S. Women's team confirmed all the players were distraught by Trump's mockery and are begging authorities to arrest him before it can happen again. "Please," said one anonymous source. "Our democracy depends on it."

At publishing time, the U.S. Women's Team had demanded higher pay to compensate them for emotional suffering following Trump's social media post.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; indictment; niceshotmegan; rapinoe; soccer; trump

1 posted on 08/07/2023 10:18:57 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Nice shot megan! LOL


2 posted on 08/07/2023 10:20:08 AM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: DFG

The Bee is always funny stuff!


3 posted on 08/07/2023 10:22:43 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: facedown

4 posted on 08/07/2023 10:24:55 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: facedown

I think she missed on purpose (to spite her hideous face)——and I’m glad. Proves she’s a sellout and not worth the money she cries about.


5 posted on 08/07/2023 10:27:37 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: mikelets456

She choked, got the apple and wasn’t focused! Loser


6 posted on 08/07/2023 10:30:39 AM PDT by magua (It's not racism, it's just that thisBecause it’s being reported that a lot of this started in 2015.)
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To: DFG

“...she kicked the ball like a girl...”

The full wrath of the feminazis will descends down on them for that comment.


7 posted on 08/07/2023 10:30:59 AM PDT by odawg
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I think she missed on purpose (to spite her hideous face)——and I’m glad. Proves she’s a sellout and not worth the money she cries about.

What a way to go out, as a failure.

8 posted on 08/07/2023 10:32:16 AM PDT by DallasBiff (Apology not accepted.la is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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To: DFG
U.S. Women's soccer after their embarrassing humiliating, disgraceful, pride-swallowing loss to Sweden.

There. Fixed it.
9 posted on 08/07/2023 10:33:12 AM PDT by know.your.why
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To: DFG
They need to take that footage of Rapinoe missing the penalty shot and replay it over and over on twitter.

It was a fitting way to end her career. Pure karma.

10 posted on 08/07/2023 10:35:57 AM PDT by HandBasketHell
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To: DFG
"Trump hurt my feelings!"


11 posted on 08/07/2023 10:39:13 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: DFG

😅


12 posted on 08/07/2023 10:39:34 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: DFG

Close enough.


13 posted on 08/07/2023 3:28:20 PM PDT by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: DFG

LMAO! Rapinoe plays soccer like a GIRL!


14 posted on 08/07/2023 4:47:27 PM PDT by Enterprise
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To: TChad

Participation medal for sure!


15 posted on 08/08/2023 9:43:46 AM PDT by xp38
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