Posted on 08/01/2023 4:51:24 PM PDT by DFG
As usual, the vicious right-wing media is dragging another noble, upstanding Democratic politician through the mud with false allegations. It can sometimes be difficult to discern the truth about these great liberal leaders from all the lies of dangerous conspiracy theorists.
Thankfully, The Babylon Bee is here to provide the following list of clear signs Joe Biden is obviously innocent.
1. He's a good family man who talks to 6 grandchildren every day: That's almost all of them.
2. He raised an honest, law-abiding American citizen in Hunter Biden: Joe is every bit as innocent as his son.
3. He is mentally incapable of committing any wrongdoing: Because of dementia.
4. He was a staunch supporter of jailing all those dangerous black men back in the 1990s: His tough-on-crime track record speaks for itself.
5. If he were actually guilty, there would be hard evidence: You know, like FBI documents, whistleblower testimony, etc.
6. He finds obeying the law to be just as easy as riding a bike: And what grown man has trouble riding a bike?
7. Children love him: Just look at how they run away screaming when he shows up.
8. Hey, look! Donald Trump has been indicted again!: Nothing to see over here. Move along.
See? Joe Biden is obviously innocent. Move along, citizen.
Ashley is always freshly scrubbed and clean... looks right out of the shower.
Until I read closer this looked like a NY times or WA Po
editorial.
LOL!
The Bee did it again today...two thumbs up...👍👍
Too good! Following.
Those lazy writers at the Bee don’t even have to try, since this administration makes it so easy.
Probably they should all get Bidenflation pay cuts.
They are only working half as hard as they normally would be
That’s true, but why expend extra energy, when the jokes just write themselves? 😆😁
The writers of the “Bee” are very talented.
Congrats to them.
At first I thought this was a CBS/MSNBC/CNN/NY paper article...
It’s not too far from what they’ll post as to “prove” his innocence.
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