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VIDEO: Getting on a Paddleboard is Incredibly EASY
Rumble ^ | July 28, 2023 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 07/28/2023 8:21:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

For some reason, "Inside Edition" thinks getting on a paddleboard can be difficult but, as you can see, it is easy peasy. A lot EASIER that putting on a pair of swim fins in the water which is why I put them on at the beach and walk backwards into the water. Still a lot more difficult than the incredibly SIMPLE task of getting on a paddleboard.

And for all you conspiracy theorists out there, the Obamas were not even on Martha's Vineyard island at the time of the drowning. ....OOOOPS! There has been a "clarification" on that information.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; clickbait; hitfarm; marthasvineyard; obamaschef; paddleboard
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The difficulty of getting on a paddleboard ranks somewhere between opening a refrigerator door and mincing garlic. I only mention the latter because that is what I will be doing later today when I prepare orange glaze air fried chicken wings.

p.s. Falling into cold water was also mentioned by "Inside Edition" but since we supposedly just had the hottest day in 120,000 years, that knocks out the cold water theory for the drowning.

1 posted on 07/28/2023 8:21:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/28/2023 8:23:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: PJ-Comix

Apparently falling off a paddleboard and drowning in Martha’s Vineyard is pretty easy too.


3 posted on 07/28/2023 8:25:14 AM PDT by Right Brother
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--- "VIDEO: Getting on a Paddleboard is Incredibly EASY"

Unless the soon-to-be-made TOP SECRET toxicology report informs to significant impairment.

4 posted on 07/28/2023 8:26:21 AM PDT by Worldtraveler once upon a time (Degrow government)
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To: Right Brother

Well, the Obama’s place is right next door to Chappaquiddick


5 posted on 07/28/2023 8:29:42 AM PDT by rdcbn1
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To: rdcbn1

“Well, the Obama’s place is right next door to Chappaquiddick”

Getting on a paddleboard is even MORE difficult than to drive over a MV bridge!


6 posted on 07/28/2023 8:33:35 AM PDT by uranium penguin
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To: PJ-Comix

It appears that the truth won’t be “coming out” soon.


7 posted on 07/28/2023 8:33:49 AM PDT by pfflier
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To: Right Brother

With a “mystery” second person who isn’t mentioned.

It was either Barry or Big Mike, right?


8 posted on 07/28/2023 8:36:51 AM PDT by MTBobcat (The “rank-and-file” are as corrupted as their leadership.)
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9 posted on 07/28/2023 8:42:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: pfflier

This matter has been declared “top secret” “compartmentalized” and “national security” and the peons have no “need to know”.

As a result a massive media disinformation campaign-including censorship of dissenting narratives—has been authorized by Homeland Security.

Thanks for playing!


10 posted on 07/28/2023 8:42:57 AM PDT by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is it easy to get on a paddle board while boning an ex-president?


11 posted on 07/28/2023 8:44:16 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (“We should not assume civilization is robust”)
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This matter has been declared “top secret” “compartmentalized” and “national security” and the peons have no “need to know”.

Even if they wanted to comment, their hands are tied, because "there is an ongoing investigation".

12 posted on 07/28/2023 8:45:30 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: PJ-Comix

You don’t have to get on it. You just have to hand onto the side if you are in difficulty. Like any other flotation device.


13 posted on 07/28/2023 8:48:05 AM PDT by circlecity
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To: 1Old Pro

“ongoing investigation”

What is ongoing is the coverup.

The “investigation” is the Cabal’s sword and shield.


14 posted on 07/28/2023 8:48:06 AM PDT by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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15 posted on 07/28/2023 8:50:46 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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Do you have TIMES for all those?? Who was the neighbor?


16 posted on 07/28/2023 8:59:31 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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17 posted on 07/28/2023 9:01:10 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: PJ-Comix

How do we know it wasn’t Michelle in the pitching position?


18 posted on 07/28/2023 9:08:33 AM PDT by Farmerbob
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To: PJ-Comix

It’s a lot harder when someone has chained a large chunk of concrete to your ankle.


19 posted on 07/28/2023 9:23:13 AM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell>)
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Me and my family paddle board all the time and this video is more propaganda. Making it seem like it’s the most dangerous thing in the world…”it’s not the Obama’s fault”….is the theme of the video and stupid people will go along with it. Also, he died because someone near by was not wearing a mask.


20 posted on 07/28/2023 9:38:43 AM PDT by mikelets456
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