Posted on 05/28/2023 3:22:51 PM PDT by DFG
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Target has unveiled a tropical summer line of kids' clothing with new design partner Ghislaine Maxwell.
"Ghislaine Maxwell really embodies the spirit of what we stand for here at Target," said Target CEO Brian Cornell. "It's a match made in Heaven."
According to sources, the new clothing line will be called "Lil' Groomers" and should hit shelves in June. "We can't wait for Ms. Maxwell's brand to get its hands on kids," said Target fashion consultant Cassie Winslow. "The clothing line will be island-themed, but upscale and exclusive. Ms. Maxwell really has an amazing eye for what looks good on kids."
Target reportedly contacted the incarcerated Ms. Maxwell after an extensive search for new Pride Month designers with experience in affirming children's sexuality. "Ms. Maxwell has a rock-solid history of being incredibly affirming," said CEO Brian Cornell. "You would be hard pressed to find anyone else who has done more to help young kids express themselves sexually. We are so incredibly proud to have Ms. Maxwell continue that incredible legacy right here at Target."
At publishing time, conservatives calling to boycott Target over its partnership with Ms. Maxwell were declared terrorists and added to the FBI's watch list.
Hilarious!
“...conservatives calling to boycott Target over its partnership with Ms. Maxwell were declared terrorists and added to the FBI’s watch list.”
NOT a Joke!
I wish this target crap were a laughing matter... It’s not
Man. They got me.
The BEE rules!
Will the visitor registry be available for review by the public?
That is side-splitting funny!
Well done, Bee!
Hilarious and funny, but sad. It’s almost true. They are grooming the kids.
Took .5 seconds, but OGINJ then suspected, and immediately confirmed, BB complicity in this brutal drive-by satirizing!
Me too!
Yes, it is a laughing matter when we point at them and laugh at them until they cry about it.
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