[PJ-Comix]

When I used to write Hustler jokes I would write, say, 3 full pages with only one joke on page 4. Since I hate to leave a mostly blank page of jokes, I wrote up fillers that were really horrible off the top of my mind. The funny thing is they never took what I considered to be my best jokes on the first 3 pages but almost always took just about all of my absolutely horrible 4th page jokes that I wrote only to fill up the page.

[dfwgator]

“It’s a family act...”

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[gundog]

Suddenly I’m missing humblegunner...

[Yo-Yo]

How ironic.

In the late 1970s, when I was a young, single, enlisted lad in the United States Air Force, maybe only a year out of High School, I would go to the base exchange and buy Hustler Magazine just for the jokes...

My apologies to Uncle Marty.

[moovova]

I’ve only personally known a couple of guys that were non-stop comedians. Guys that could just start taking and everything that came out of their mouths was funny. All original, non-repeat...just stringing stuff together that kept you laughing. You knew they’d hit their stride when you were laughing so hard you couldn’t even catch your breath. It’s like “Stop...please stop, I’m dying!”

What a talent. It was such a pleasure to know them.

[Jolla]

I got fired for telling a joke at an after Christmas party - party. I was retiring in 6 months so it worked out okay, got unemployment for the last 6 months I was to work.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Why do jokes have to be spicey? I frankly dislike most comedians because they are not funny, they simply push the edge which is funny to SOME people. But when you look at real humor, (Bob Hope, Stephen Wright) ... there isn’t sex or edginess involved).

[dfwgator]

[SouthWall]

I’m 77 years old, and this morning, I woke up with a stiffy.

Unfortunately, it was in my neck.

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