In 78 Years, Funeral Directors Who Never Had a 15 Year Old Who Died From a Heart Attack Now Have ONE A WEEK

Geller Report ^ | February 11, 2023 | Pamela Geller

[u mad bro]

Kinda like when they reported every death as a covid death? Not so fun when the shoes on the other foot huh?

[Jan_Sobieski]

I was dumb enough to take the first two jabs; then, I got suspicious when they called for a booster. I wouldn’t be surprised if I had calmari stuff in my arteries now.

Try albendazole and ivermectin intermittently. Antiparasitics seem to be the only thing that helps

[DannyTN]

I know I was being facetious.

[nicollo]

Of course they dont realize that a funeral director does not make diagnosis and would not know a “heart attack” and as evidenced up thread people confuse heart attack with cardiac arrest.
Bless their hearts.

Where does the article state that the funeral directors diagnosed the cause of death?

[gas_dr]

Did you happen to read the title.

[gas_dr]

I agree both are equally as egregiously wrong

[nicollo]

The title says nothing about funeral directors diagnosing cause of death.

Go read it again and get back to me on that.

[jimwatx]

There’s emerging evidence that nattokinase might help dissolve those fibrin clots.
https://twitter.com/P_McCulloughMD/status/1576555080504877056

[gas_dr]

Funeral directors do not receive the medical record. Funeral directors embalm bodies and plan funerals. It was the same story a while back when the antivaxx conga line was breathlessly reporting clots like never before in bodies. It came out that the funeral director who has his 15 minutes of fame admitted he could not know the vaccination status of the corpse.

In the same way funeral directors are not privy to the medical record. This when the headline says Funeral directors who never had a 15 die from a heart attack now have one a week” is the diagnosis of the funeral director.

[nicollo]

I see no such information in the title or the article.

Meanwhile, dissect this for me: https://www.dhp.virginia.gov/funeral/fun_certificates.htm

[Chickensoup]

Death notices are legally required. Includes everyone

[Chickensoup]

What do you mean?

[roving]

The same way the vaxxers on this board do. Everyone is lying.

[Auntie Dem]

I don’t think the article said the funeral directors DIAGNOSED the heart attacks, but certainly they would have a copy of, or access to, the death certificates. That would mean they would KNOW the cause of death. I’m pretty sure funeral homes can’t bury someone without a death certificate, otherwise the mob and cartels could just drop off their victims without any paperwork for instant cremation. Easy peazy.

[roving]

What in that article qualifies as evidence?
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This is how they will deny it. They even deny Pfizers own documents. Some are so invested even Jesus Christ himself couldn’t change their minds

[roving]

Gas dr is even more invested than the other deniers. Who knows how many people he gave the shot to that died or were injured. Doctors will be the last to admit anything is wrong.

[grey_whiskers]

And if none drop dead it confirms that antivaxx hysteria is wrong? THat would be the antithesis of your shall we say rather ridiculous statement.

You argument literally says: "If the opposite of the what is happening, would have happened instead, you'd be wrong. Therefore I'm right."

[steve86]

Except they don’t have heart attacks; they have cardiac arrests.

[old curmudgeon]

It really does not matter whether funeral directors are diagnosing cause of death.

The bottom line is only two things.

The first is whether total deaths are significantly higher, and if so, why?

Total deaths is the only number that counts because it is the only number that is reliable. Read the explanations of the many who are doing the statistical studies abd you will see that some are using different years as baselines, some are counting reported as wu-flu only and some are adjusting up. down and sideways on age.

So the question remains: Regardless of how they died, do we or do we not have a higher death rate than normal, and if so, why?

Dr. Malone and his associates said early on that the clot shot affects every organ in the body and for that reason the the cause of death would not be clot-shots on the death certificate.

So we have another issue clouding the accuracy of the statistics and that is whether a medical examiner who determines a guy died from organ failure (choose the organ of your choice), is going to spend weeks or longer sifting through the dead’s medical history to determine what caused the organ to fail.

You know he is not. He will attribute the death to kidney failure, if that is the failed organ, and go on to the next victim.
To make that point clear: Even in a murder case, the coroner reports to the cops that a bullet killed the victim. He does not attempt to determine how or why the bullet got in his body. That is up to the cops. So as in this this discussion, all the medical examiner is telling us is that the patient is dead. Someone else needs to tell us why. and so far the medical profession is doing a very poor job.

So common sense trumps statistics.

Never forget that the bumble bee can not fly. Aerodynamically impossible. We know that because science tells us so.

[MayflowerMadam]

“Who knows how many people he gave the shot to that died or were injured.”

You don’t actually believe he’s a real doctor, do you?