Posted on 01/28/2023 10:11:27 AM PST by John Semmens
Citing his "unauthorized disclosure of proprietary information," Pfizer attorney Isu Yakuza announced a $50 billion lawsuit against Jordon Walker, former Director of Research and Development, Strategic Operations - mRNA Scientific Planner at Pfizer.
"The monetary damage that Pfizer will suffer from Mr. Walker's chat with the notorious undercover journalist James O'Keefe of Project Veritas is immense," Yakuza said. "Walker was fully aware of the damage his loose talk could do when he boasted of a scheme to create a virus mutation that could be cured by a drug that our company would create and patent and calling it a 'cash cow.' Walker's defense of claiming that 'I lie all the time,' is too little, too late"
It is believed that Walker was inspired by an Alka Seltzer ad from the 1960s touting its product as a cure for the "blahs," saying "we wouldn't have invented a disease unless we had something to take for it." A key distinction between the Alka Seltzer product and the Pfizer covid vaccines and drugs is that it costs a lot less to purchase and is generally safe and effective.
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Has Walker issued a statement that the brakes in his car are operational and he’s not suicidal?
Boy....he was REALLLLY trying to impress that date huh? I’d say...he did make quite an impression...albeit not the “impression” he was hoping for.
Jordon Walker is the most expensive affirmative-action hire in history.
Semi-satire? Ok, they got me. I fell for it.
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