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Pfizer Introduces New Mascot 'Clotty'
Babylon Bee ^
| January 25th, 2023
| unattributed
Posted on 01/25/2023 11:30:59 AM PST by shadowlands1960
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Adorable
To: shadowlands1960
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01/25/2023 11:31:55 AM PST
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PGR88
To: shadowlands1960
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posted on
01/25/2023 11:36:34 AM PST
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
To: shadowlands1960
And Clotty is gender neutral.
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01/25/2023 11:37:47 AM PST
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Revel
To: shadowlands1960
Coof can’t get ya if the Clot kills ya first!
To: Revel
> And Clotty is gender neutral.
That’s right. Any gender - even non binaries - can clot.
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posted on
01/25/2023 11:42:50 AM PST
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glorgau
To: shadowlands1960
If Dr. Fauci goes on another “Vax-Persuasion Tour”, somebody in a Clotty suit should follow him from place to place, and try to get a Selfie with the Dr. Maybe even his autograph too!
To: shadowlands1960
Hmmmm! Does it have a gender? 😂😂👍. 🔬🤔😱🚫😷💉🐎💩
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01/25/2023 11:47:28 AM PST
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rktman
(Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
To: shadowlands1960
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01/25/2023 11:48:25 AM PST
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Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Revel
https://www.atf.gov/firearms/curios-relics No, Clotty is a "he/him."
If she were a "she/her" her name would be Clottie.
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posted on
01/25/2023 11:49:17 AM PST
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Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: shadowlands1960
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01/25/2023 11:49:55 AM PST
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E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is ████ █ ██████ ███████ ███ ██████ ██ ████████. FJB.)
To: shadowlands1960
great. where can i get my action figure and hat?
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01/25/2023 11:49:58 AM PST
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dadfly
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To: shadowlands1960
Pfizer Introduces New Mascot ‘Clotty’....then dies suddenly.
To: mikelets456
I’ve always wondered where the sick genious (sic) who gave us Clippy went...
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posted on
01/25/2023 11:56:35 AM PST
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null and void
(Stupid but believable? Probably satire. Too stupid to believe? Probably reality here in clown world!)
To: shadowlands1960
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01/25/2023 11:58:38 AM PST
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ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: shadowlands1960
Clotty says, “America, let's talk.”
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01/25/2023 11:59:23 AM PST
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Vision
(Woke is communism and it has no place in America. Election Reform Now! Obama is an evildoer.)
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01/25/2023 12:02:48 PM PST
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DesertRhino
(Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
To: null and void
LOL-—what every happened to that? maybe clip died suddenly as well?
To: null and void
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01/25/2023 12:07:26 PM PST
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dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: null and void
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01/25/2023 12:16:46 PM PST
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metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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