Skip to comments.Schumer Warns House Not to Investigate Bidens [semi-satire]
Posted on 01/18/2023 9:23:42 PM PST by John Semmens
With the House of Representatives poised to conduct investigations of crimes and abuses committed by the Biden family businesses, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) kindly advised them not to. "The issue of whether it is worthwhile to go down this path was adjudicated by voters in last year's elections. If voters had wanted such investigations they wouldn't have elected so many Democrats."
House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif) pointed out that "more Republicans than Democrats were elected to the House. Four million more votes were cast for Republicans than for Democrats. On top of this, a recent poll conducted by CBS found that a majority of independent voters want Congress to investigate the Bidens."
Schumer dismissed McCarthy's argument, calling it "a drive down a dead-end road. First of all, the media won't hype their investigations like they did the January 6 probe Democrats conducted over the last year. Second, who will prosecute any crimes the House uncovers? The DOJ is controlled by Biden. He could fire Attorney General Garland if he were to agree to press charges against the President or his son. Impeaching the President will not result in his conviction in the Senate where Democrats have the votes to acquit him. The failure to get results will be yet another demonstration of the Republicans' fruitless waste of time and will further alienate voters. My advice is to be like Mitch. Cooperate and get a slice of the pie for yourself. You'll be richer and happier if you do."
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I doubt it’s satire. I am sure the rats do NOT want anyone to investigate Biden.
If I were the Republicans, I would create a trailer of a retro Columbo episode investigating the Bidens. Make it about 6-7 minutes long, well produced making key connections in the Biden crime family. Put it on all social media.
Learn how to control the narrative in the modern culture.
What the House does is none of Schumer’s business. Typical Democrat, wants to run everything even if he doesn’t have the votes.
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