Posted on 12/26/2022 6:53:19 PM PST by Enterprise
Saying “Kwanzaa” makes her ‘teeth’ fall out.
It’s what happens when a liquored-up old woman and a made up ethnic holiday collide.
“That goes without saying”.
Schwaanza, for the schwartzes.
The ultimate holiday greeting of Democrat panderers.
She should stick with Festivus.
“Schwanza is only for Rod Carew and Sammy Davis Jr.”
the old gal’s clutch just slipped - again. Or was it a save in not let slip a comment about the “schwarzer”.
Very clever!;-)
Does this new holiday in any way involve an Aluminum Pole?
Regards,
Pelosi likes Schwanz at her age?
To clarify:
Schwanz
/Schwánz/
Learn to pronounce
Substantiv, maskulin [der]
1.
(bei Wirbeltieren) Verlängerung der Wirbelsäule über den Rumpf hinaus, meist als beweglicher, schmaler Fortsatz des hinteren Rumpfendes (der zum Fortbewegen, Steuern, Greifen o. Ä. dienen kann)
“ein buschiger Schwanz”
2.
DERB
Penis
_____________
As opposed to
schlong
/SHläNG/
nounVULGAR SLANG•US
a man’s penis.
Not to be cornfuzed with “a woman’s penis”
______________
VP Legs akimbo is quivering over this wonderfully marvelous breakout religious cult.
Nan’s holiday botox refreshment booster must be kicking in.
Happy Shwarma!
i got your shwanza right here nancy!!
Maybe it's a small pole powered by batteries.
The only people who celebrate ‘Shwanza’ are white elementary school teachers. I’m surprised Nancy Pelosi doesn’t know this - she’s in big with corrupt/commie teacher’s unions.
In videos, I see a lot of white females at BLM events. I wonder how many of them are teachers.
Young teachers want to be fair to all racial groups. They’re actually coming from a good place.
Unfortunately for left-wing haters, radicals and atheists lots of black people are Christian and celebrate Christmas along with the rest of us. ‘Shwanza’ was never an African holiday is was made up by an American. Most blacks in our country think of themselves as Americans - NOT as Africans. Which is a good thing and ticks off white liberal ‘elite’ haters. Which shows some healthy resistance to the evil democrat whites try to create in large cities.
So the holiday is basically still ‘celebrated’ by white elementary school teachers. I feel it divides racially and offers nothing authentic. But I’m ok with teachers celebrating it if they feel it’s important for their students.
Schwanza is German for “Tail” as opposed to Greek Priapus, the “foot that goes before”.... I do not think she knows German or Greek so agreed...maybe just Drunk.
On Schwanza, you drink and drink until either Pelosi starts to make sense or you can’t lay on the floor without holding on ... whichever comes first.
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