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WATCH: Pelosi creates new holiday, tells people to have happy 'Shwanza'
https://www.wnd.com ^ | December 26, 2022 | Bob Unruh

Posted on 12/26/2022 6:53:19 PM PST by Enterprise

Outgoing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi instantly created a new holiday in a speech to members of the U.S. House, but is getting mocked for her mental flub.

She wished people to have a "happy Shwanza."

Which wasn't a known holiday before she announced it.

(Excerpt) Read more at wnd.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: dork; gayhusband; hahahaha; pelosi; schmucker; schnorrer; schwanz; shwanza
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The Schwanza is strong with this one. I wonder if it is as strong as Michelle Obama's Schwanza.

1 posted on 12/26/2022 6:53:19 PM PST by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise
Paul Pelosi likes Shwanza.

And he likes hiding Shwanza.

2 posted on 12/26/2022 6:54:27 PM PST by kiryandil (put yer vote in the box, chump. HARHARHARHAR)
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To: Enterprise

Happy Dingbat Day


3 posted on 12/26/2022 6:54:27 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: Enterprise

Schwanza is only for Rod Carew and Sammy Davis Jr.


4 posted on 12/26/2022 6:55:00 PM PST by EEGator
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To: NWFree; kiryandil; EEGator
Bumps!

:>)

5 posted on 12/26/2022 6:58:22 PM PST by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise

Pelosi must be at the bottle again. Slurring her words.


6 posted on 12/26/2022 6:59:24 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: Enterprise

apparently there is a lot of drinking involved with shwanzaa

im in


7 posted on 12/26/2022 7:02:27 PM PST by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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To: NWFree

Lol! https://www.thegloriousamerican.com/law/nancy-pelosi-bans-the-terms-skeletor-and-dingbat-from-house-floor-10-11-21/


8 posted on 12/26/2022 7:03:04 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: NWFree

I would declare a Holiday the day she is put in jail and her ill gotten loot is confiscated.


9 posted on 12/26/2022 7:03:19 PM PST by oldasrocks
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To: kiryandil

Schlonged for Shwanza


10 posted on 12/26/2022 7:03:20 PM PST by Palio di Siena
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To: Enterprise
Schumer + Kwanza = Schwanza

"May the Schwarz Be With You …"

11 posted on 12/26/2022 7:03:45 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: EEGator

Good one. LOL


12 posted on 12/26/2022 7:06:09 PM PST by Veto! (FJB sucks rocks)
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To: Enterprise

Dan Bongino’s substitute host made hay over it, too. He figured “Schwanza” was a holiday her husband enjoys and that’s why she said it. Then a short audio clip from Young Frankenstein followed explaining it was something the Creature was amply endowed with.


13 posted on 12/26/2022 7:06:15 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Enterprise

The quicker Nancy disappears the better


14 posted on 12/26/2022 7:07:57 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: NWFree

Yiddish word is somewhat similar——

schnorrer/ pronounced ˈSHnôrər/
noun / derogatory/ informal/
Meaning:
a beggar or scrounger; a layabout.

Hey, sounds like Pelosi herself.


15 posted on 12/26/2022 7:09:26 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Let’s test Pelosi and Biden on their knowledge and pronunciation of the 7 days of Kwanzaa in order:

Umoja (Unity) To strive for and maintain unity in the family, community, nation, and race. ...
Kujichagulia (Self-Determination) ...
Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility) ...
Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics) ...
Nia (Purpose) ...
Kuumba (Creativity) ...
Imani (Faith)
//////////////////////////////

It is traditional to gouge whitey for cash reparations on each of the seven days.


16 posted on 12/26/2022 7:14:00 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: Enterprise
May the Schwanza be with you!
17 posted on 12/26/2022 7:14:01 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Enterprise

It’s the holiday where we celebrate the unstressed vowel sound: https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/shwa


18 posted on 12/26/2022 7:18:55 PM PST by NobleFree ("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
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To: Enterprise

I think that is a Black Hebrew Israelite holiday.


19 posted on 12/26/2022 7:19:10 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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To: Palio di Siena

Happy Schlongza?


20 posted on 12/26/2022 7:19:40 PM PST by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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