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Naked pervert is interrupting Cook County’s online court sessions, chief judge says; ‘a large pickle or small cucumber’
CWB Chicago ^ | December 20, 2022 | Anonymous

Posted on 12/20/2022 3:18:23 PM PST by PBRCat

In an email to the county’s judges on Tuesday, Chief Judge Timothy Evans acknowledged that “in the last week, many of you have been ‘Zoom Bombed’ with a video of a person who exposes himself and engages in sexually explicit conduct.”

That may be an understatement, based on the graphically described accounts of witnesses CWBChicago acquired through a source.

Evans said the Cook County Sheriff’s Police are investigating the incidents. He told judges that “bad actors seem to be using Zoom access information from the court’s website” to “broadcast these egregious acts to the detriment of proper decorum and the court’s ability to conduct its proceedings.”

One such egregious act involved a “large pickle or small cucumber,” according to a sheriff’s office report.

(Excerpt) Read more at cwbchicago.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chicago; law; qanon; sickos
Zoom has its limits.
1 posted on 12/20/2022 3:18:23 PM PST by PBRCat
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To: PBRCat

It’s a happy to see you Court.


2 posted on 12/20/2022 3:25:08 PM PST by Liaison (TANSTAAFL)
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To: PBRCat

Hunter is at it again!


3 posted on 12/20/2022 3:28:42 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: PBRCat

Jeffrey Toobin, for the defense?


4 posted on 12/20/2022 3:30:05 PM PST by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Liaison

(“bad actors”)

Just to be clear, he doesn’t mean the people pretending to be”journalists” on CNN and MSNBC, right?


5 posted on 12/20/2022 3:31:08 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus III

C’mon man!!


6 posted on 12/20/2022 3:31:41 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: PBRCat

7 posted on 12/20/2022 3:44:22 PM PST by rfp1234 (Comitia asinorum et rhinocerorum delenda sunt.)
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To: rfp1234

“Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.”


8 posted on 12/20/2022 3:48:03 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Nothing last forever, even cold November rain.)
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To: PBRCat

“One such egregious act involved a “large pickle or small cucumber,” according to a sheriff’s office report.”

Must be a city slicker at the Sheriff’s Office who doesn’t realize pickles are brined cukes.
Yes, anything can be pickled, my personal favorite is beets, but normally it’s cukes.


9 posted on 12/20/2022 3:48:22 PM PST by oldvirginian (When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected)
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To: SaveFerris

Possibly the same people in this case


10 posted on 12/20/2022 4:00:54 PM PST by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suckle the breast of Capitalism.)
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I sometimes wonder if I had been born with the gifts of Ron Jeremy, if I would have become a streaker instead of an engineer


11 posted on 12/20/2022 4:22:00 PM PST by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: PBRCat

Jeffrey Toobin on the loose.


12 posted on 12/20/2022 5:58:01 PM PST by Flick Lives (Cui bono)
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