Skip to comments.Dems Rally Around Hunter Biden [semi-satire]
Posted on 12/16/2022 11:09:52 PM PST by John Semmens
Afraid that the Republican House majority in the next session of Congress might do serious damage to the President, Democrats are weighing strategies to deter any investigation into the Bidens' alleged multi-million-dollar influence-peddling schemes.
In hopes of negating prosecution of Hunter, his friend, agent and lawyer Kevin Morris, paid off $2.8 million of the back taxes he owed. Morris also called for a "more aggressive" response including hitting critics, such as Fox News, with possible defamation lawsuits and figuring out a way to destroy the credibility of potential witnesses--Hunter's former business partner Tony Bobulinski and John Paul Mac Isaac, the computer repairman who turned Hunter's laptop computer over to the FBI in 2019. "Isaac may be a tough nut to crack," Morris warned. "The FBI already warned him that he was risking his life talking about the laptop contents."
Former Sen. Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND) suggested that "Senate Democrats could threaten to do a Jan 6 style investigation on former President Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Jared Kushner. Sen. Warren (D-Mass) is talking subpoenaing Jared and Ivanka to talk about the $2 billion Saudi thing. And that's a shot across the bow if you're going to go after, you know, Joe Biden's son in the House – maybe we ought to look at the deals that were done by Jared and Ivanka when they were in the White House."
David Brock went on MSNBC's "The Sunday Show" with Jonathan Capehart and promised to "dish dirt on any Republicans who push for investigating the Bidens." He went on to call the Hunter Biden laptop "old news" and "nothing but a recycled conspiracy theory. Hunter is mentally ill. He has addiction problems. It's cruel and unfair for Republicans to pick on him just to try to get back at Joe for beating Trump in the 2020 election."
Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Ut) called the planned investigation of the Biden's influence peddling "a waste of time. When he was Vice-President Joe Biden went on TV and bragged about using his influence to get a Ukrainian prosecutor who was looking into Hunter's shady deals fired. Everyone knew the Bidens are crooks. Yet, a few years later the American people voted to make Joe Biden president of the United States. In my mind, the American people have already forgiven them. So, investigating the two of them at this late date would violate the will of the people."
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No matter how criminal, he’s OUR criminal.
Sometimes, (well, all the time) I think they defend criminals because they know they could be next.
It’s not satire. The rats 🐀 WILL rally around him.
Hunter is on his way to being crowned an all-American hero.
I don’t know how you find satire in what the Democrats do. Just about everything you write they end up doing sooner rather than later. Will Rogers had the same problem. He said, “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Brandon will no doubt award Hunter the Presidential Medal of Freedom
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