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FBI Priorities [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 December 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/14/2022 9:41:55 AM PST by John Semmens

This week, Students for Life Action (SFLAction) reported finding a death threat attributed to Jane's Revenge posted to the door of the St. John Paul II Newman Center near the University of Nebraska-Omaha's Scott Campus. Jane's Revenge has previously claimed responsibility for several violent attacks against pregnancy centers and pro-life organizations.

A spokesman for the FBI said "we aware of the incident," but declined to commit to an investigation or any other type of action. "Right now this is not a top priority. There are tens of millions of MAGA terrorists still at large. We have to conserve our resources so we can battle this much greater threat."

Meanwhile, in Oakland California a group of women demonstrating against allowing triple-murderer Dana Rivers to serve his sentence in a women's prison. Dana Rivers is a biological male who used to call himself David Warfield. Since the 1990s he has been identifying as a woman. In November he was convicted for murdering Charlotte Reed, Patricia Wright--a lesbian couple--and Wright's son Benny. Under state law he has the right to choose whether to be housed in a men's or women's prison.

On December 5th, Kara Danksy and several other women protested outside the Alameda County courthouse carrying signs saying "Dana Rivers Is A Man," and "No Men In Women's Prisons." They were attacked by masked pro-transgender radicals. The SF Bay Area Independent Media Center (Indybay) smeared feminist Danksy by falsely claiming "she is aligned with white nationalists who also oppose allowing biological men to be imprisoned with women."

A spokesman for the FBI characterized the attack as "a minor scuffle. People who choose to demonstrate on an issue where passions run high do so at their own risk. In this case, cis women were disrespecting a trans-woman. The President has declared that transgender rights must be protected from any and all naysayers. While these cis women were terrorized, pelted with eggs, and had their signs ripped, no blood was shed. Until that happens the Bureau is not going to get involved."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; satire; transgenders; violence

1 posted on 12/14/2022 9:41:55 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

FBI - where to start?

They have:
Hunter Laptop
Weiner Laptop
Seth Rich Laptop
Deleted Hillary emails

Start with Fast & Furious murders maybe?

Crickets.


2 posted on 12/14/2022 10:27:57 AM PST by FlyingEagle
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