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Biden Family Supports 2024 Run [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 December 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/10/2022 7:18:30 AM PST by John Semmens

This week White House chief of staff Ron Klain told Fox News "the President intends to run for re-election. "That is something both Dr. Biden and the whole family fully support."

Klain brushed off concerns about Biden's age, saying "he's already the oldest person to serve as president. At 80-years-old he has exceeded everyone's expectations. With the aid of round-the-clock medical attention, modern drugs, and a tireless staff he has performed magnificently so far. He deserves a second term."

"Not only would a second term enable the President to continue his noble effort to remake America in his image," Klain said. "It would also enable him to more adequately provide for his family. Possession of the most powerful position in the world has already garnered substantial returns for the family. Both his son Hunter and his brother Jim have been able to snag numerous lucrative business deals because of their famous relative. Another four years in the oval office should have these men, their wives, and their children sitting pretty. Since the family doesn't have to pay anything to get him reelected, the return on investment from another term would be pure profit."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; hunter; influencepeddling; satire

1 posted on 12/10/2022 7:18:30 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I am sure they do, His ugly wife gets to be president, and Biden being president helps shield their crack head child molester son from prosecution.


2 posted on 12/10/2022 7:40:46 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: John Semmens

Hunter is especially interested in another term for Joe, he needs to refill the bank accounts for the family.


3 posted on 12/10/2022 7:54:14 AM PST by chopperk
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To: John Semmens

Yeah and a jock strap supports my nuts.


4 posted on 12/10/2022 7:57:30 AM PST by dblshot
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To: John Semmens

President to continue his noble effort to remake America in his image.

Yes think Cuba


5 posted on 12/10/2022 8:06:53 AM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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To: John Semmens

Makes it easier for any competition he might encounter.


6 posted on 12/10/2022 10:12:21 AM PST by oldtech
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