VIDEO: Sam Bankman-Fried Desperately AFRAID of Going to Jail

Rumble ^ | December 1, 2022 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

As you can see, FTX CEO Scam the Scam is desperately AFRAID of going to jail. His only hope is for all that protection money he donated to the Democrats will serve as his Get Out Of Jail Free Card. Which is why we "mysteriously" don't hear demands from Democrat officials for the prosecution of Sam the Scam.

[PJ-Comix]

Sam The Scam knows that with his voice he wouldn't last long in prison. Also if at least one of the guards lost a lot of money via FTX, that would also doom him. The good news is that he could have some of his family incarcerated with him since it appears they were in on his scam such as that multi-million dollar beach house FTX gave his parents.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Spok]

If he goes to prison, it will be one where the fences are lines painted on the ground and there are tennis courts. It won’t be Shawshank.

[EEGator]

He should be scared. He’ll get Epstein’d, or repeatedly gang raped depending on where he would be.

[TexasFreeper2009]

I bet, he would make a great girlfriend to someone there.

But it’s 2022, so just identify as a woman and get to hang out with the girls while locked up!

[No name given]

Just give them all the Midnight Express treatment.

[I want the USA back]

I want him to go to jail soon, and for at least 40 years. This man is a product of the left. Totally without any moral or ethical principles. He knew what he was doing.

He took money from people who thought they were making an investment. He lived high off the hog on their money. He gave huge amounts of money to the democrats.

No leniency for him.

[HamiltonJay]

He should be more afraid of the clean up team the of people he’s been laundering money for.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Not quite the Poly-amorous he was looking for?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Barry, how do you do it? Prepare to be woo-ed.

[nickcarraway]

I’m afraid he won’t go to jail.

[COBOL2Java]

Sam The Scam knows that with his voice he wouldn't last long in prison.

Hey Sam, don't drop the soap!

[Pigsley]

Smug, wierdo, spoiled by his Leftist POS parents is now realizing his fat arsed, ohhh, so spaysul self is going to be tossed in Prison. Not even an ugly wierdo girlfriend will be there, but some not so nice fellas will help him learn the new rules. I’d suggest he lose the ‘I’m the smartest guy in the cell’ thang.

[Pigsley]

Too many smug Leftists lost major $$$$$$. He is going away, into a hole.

[DarrellZero]

I mean, the drag queens in prison ARE better looking than his girlfriend, so ...

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

[entropy12]

Sam will find lots of “boy friends” in prison.

[ChessExpert]

Will this Bankman get fried?

[butlerweave]

He paid all the bribes so he’s not going anywhere , he even visited Mad Maxine ,LOL

[Jim Noble]