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NFL world goes wild over the Jacksonville Jaguars mascot - trying to introduce some comedy to FR.
The Comback ^ | 11/27/22 | Chris Novak

Posted on 11/27/2022 2:57:07 PM PST by srmanuel

The local hometown team the Jaguars pulled off an upset today in the closing seconds versus the Baltimore Ravens, the game was delayed about 30 minutes due to heavy rain and lightening. When the broadcast started, the Jacksonville Mascot Jaxson DeVille was wearing the normal cat head, bright yellow or gold body suit and a red/white/blue speedo. some of the comments are funny and upheld the "Florida Man" concept perfectly. The TV commentators were debating if they could even show him on air.

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TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: clickbait; comback; football; jaguars; lightening; nationalfagleague; nationalfelonleague; nationalfelonsleague; nfhell; nfl; nofansleft; notforlong
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1 posted on 11/27/2022 2:57:07 PM PST by srmanuel
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To: srmanuel

It’s been raining and about 50 in Philly area today.
So glad I left Florida...


2 posted on 11/27/2022 3:01:52 PM PST by EEGator
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To: srmanuel
the game was delayed about 30 minutes due to heavy rain and lightening

Lightening? Morons.

3 posted on 11/27/2022 3:09:00 PM PST by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: srmanuel

What’s lightening?


4 posted on 11/27/2022 3:11:14 PM PST by texanyankee
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To: IYAS9YAS

Must have been GOLO.


5 posted on 11/27/2022 3:12:17 PM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: IYAS9YAS

They wanted to brighten!!


6 posted on 11/27/2022 3:13:20 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: srmanuel

What were they grousing about, did he have a hairball in his shorts or somethin’?


7 posted on 11/27/2022 3:17:16 PM PST by W. (10% to the Big Dummy! Influence ain't cheap!)
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To: texanyankee

IIRC, lightening is when an unborn baby descends into the pelvic cavity, occurring toward the end of pregnancy, changing the contour of the abdomen and making breathing easier by lessening pressure under the diaphragm. The mother experiences a lightening of her breathing.


8 posted on 11/27/2022 3:18:09 PM PST by Jemian (War Eagle! )
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To: srmanuel

Imagine the naked cowboy from New York City crossed with a furry.


9 posted on 11/27/2022 3:50:32 PM PST by jdsteel (PA voters elected a stroke victim and a dead guy. Not a joke.)
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To: texanyankee

There are lightening cuts in some guns...removing metal to reduce weight.


10 posted on 11/27/2022 3:52:10 PM PST by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: texanyankee
What’s lightening?

Gravity became weaker. The offensive linemen were down to around 100 pounds.

11 posted on 11/27/2022 3:52:41 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Soon the January 6 protesters will be held (without trial or bail) longer than Jefferson Davis was.)
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12 posted on 11/27/2022 4:02:34 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: Jemian

According to the Oxford Dictionary...”a drop in the level of the uterus during the last weeks of pregnancy as the head of the fetus engages in the pelvis”

So, yep.


13 posted on 11/27/2022 4:08:02 PM PST by oldvirginian (When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected)
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When you are 4-7, you have to have something to talk about.


14 posted on 11/27/2022 4:23:21 PM PST by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: texanyankee

If you don’t have any shortening you can use lightening. It makes for lighter cakes and pastries.


15 posted on 11/27/2022 4:47:13 PM PST by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
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To: Wally_Kalbacken

Yeah, 4-7 is pretty bad especially at this point in the season.
How do ya keep from crying?


16 posted on 11/27/2022 5:28:16 PM PST by oldvirginian (When I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected)
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Ummm...root for da bears?


17 posted on 11/27/2022 5:41:39 PM PST by Adder (ALL Democrats are the enemy. NO QUARTER!!)
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To: texanyankee
What’s lightening?

What some PoCs do to pass a paper bag test.

18 posted on 11/27/2022 5:50:45 PM PST by PAR35
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To: srmanuel

It ain’t easy being cheesy.


19 posted on 11/27/2022 5:58:44 PM PST by Mr. Blond
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxsuLBClBFY


20 posted on 11/27/2022 6:27:05 PM PST by EEGator
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