Posted on 11/23/2022 9:44:21 AM PST by John Semmens
President Biden rebuffed charges that he overlooked the attempt to exterminate the Uyghurs living within China, saying "I purposely avoided the topic because I felt mentioning it would reduce our chances for getting Xi's cooperation with our climate change objectives. Look, as bad as we might feel about the genocide against this Muslim minority, climate change is worse. Fending off the greater threat is worth the loss of a few million people nobody knows or cares about."
"I told Xi that the world expects the two most powerful nations to cooperate on measures to reduce the greenhouse gases responsible for cataclysmic climate change," Biden said. "I also reminded him of the many profitable deals we made when we were both vice-presidents of our respective nations."
Xi was not impressed by Biden's plea. Instead he chastised Biden for "the deplorable state of our bilateral relations. After all we paid to you and your son we should have gotten more for our money. We are not simpletons to be easily bought off with the kind of vague and unfulfilled promises you made to gullible Americans in exchange for their votes. You and Canada's inane Prime Minster Trudeau dressing up in Mao suits was an unimpressive juvenile stunt. Why aren't you ordering your lackeys in Taiwan to cease resisting the unification of our country like you promised?"
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