Elon Musk: Just received this email from Twitter. This is an actual, real email that was autogenerated

Elon Musk via Twitter ^ | 10-30-22 (3 hrs ago) | Elon Musk

[SamAdams76]

As a manager at my company, I get these kind of emails all the time. Usually it's to educate me on some new company initiative or government mandate that I need to have my team in compliance with.

Basically all management is on this distribution list, from front line managers to CEO. So I'm sure when Elon officially joined Twitter as a manager/CEO last week, he got added to these distribution lists as well.

[SamAdams76]

There is a difference between owner and manager. He ain’t no manager.

He's also a CEO as well as an owner. So in the eyes of HR, he's a manager.

[Aria]

We had a construction company where our men had to lift heavy equipment. So one day a fat black woman showed up from the city demanding to know how many women we had in our crew and were we meeting what they determined we should have. I took her out to the shop and pointed at some equipment and said “you need to pick that up”. She was shocked and said “I”M NOT GOING TO PICK THAT UP” - well she couldn’t have done it anyway. So that was the last I heard from that department.

[spacejunkie2001]

thank you!

[Widget Jr]

This is not the advisable way to welcome the New Boss and Supreme Leader.

[Salgak]

I have a theory about HR People.

Remember High School ? All the cliques ? The Jocks and the Cheerleaders were on the top tier. Majorettes and Band Girls were below the Cheerleaders. And Pom-pom girls were under those.

HR types are invariably former Pom-pom girls. . . 😜😜😜

[muir_redwoods]

“Make Me”

[miserare]

So refreshing!

[Billthedrill]

Ooh, man, Elon’s in trouble now. I will admit to being a little curious as to exactly what is in that course, though...

[Mr. Jeeves]

Local laws make no sense. This would included employment law.

True, but CA can't yet stop Musk from transferring the entire HR operation to Lubbock, Texas - effective Monday morning. :)

[minnesota_bound]

I wonder how many 100,000 + employees there are at Twitter?

[minnesota_bound]

I wonder how many $100,000 + salary employees there are at Twitter?

[higgmeister]

As amusing as it would be seeing some “instructor” who has never managed as much as a lemonade stand lecturing Musk, who owns multiple billion dollar companies, on how to properly manage a company, I’m guessing Musk will decline

I say he will do the course just to see more clearly how poorly run his new acquisition has been run up until now.

[minnesota_bound]

Elon Musk will save a lot of money firing 50% or more of Twitter employees.

How much does a Twitter employee make?
Salaries at Twitter range from an average of $75,536 to $173,659 a year. Twitter employees with the job title Senior Software Engineer make the most with an average annual salary of $148,662, while employees with the title Software Engineer make the least with an average annual salary of $114,036.

[Texas Fossil]

The number is over 7,000

[Texas Fossil]

"but CA can't yet stop Musk from transferring the entire HR operation to Lubbock, Texas - effective Monday morning."

Do it, smart move.