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Biden ‘Brain Freeze’ Refuted [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 Oct 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/09/2022 10:59:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week, GOP critics jumped on President Biden’s apparent gaffe while campaigning at a Volvo Group Powertrain facility in Hagerstown, Maryland when he said “let me start off with two words: made in America.” Dreaded members of the MAGA terrorist organization pointed out that “made in America” is three words. This gaffe recalled an earlier Biden speech in which he touted his support for a three-letter word “jobs.”

Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre refuted the gaffe interpretation, saying “those so quick to pounce on a seeming error are the ones making fools of themselves. The president’s count of words is correct. If you listen closely to what he actually said, which was ‘maiden America.’ As many of us are well aware, the President has a long history of revering maidens in America. Videos showing his affection being expressed in the laying on of hands, stroking the hair, and nuzzling the necks of maidens are plentiful. It is not he who has been caught with his pants down, it is those so greedy for power that they would try to portray the President as a dope who have been caught in a lie.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: fondling; gaffe; maidens; satire

1 posted on 10/09/2022 10:59:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

https://rumble.com/v1n860y-trump-played-a-video-compilation-of-joe-bidens-gaffes-at-his-rally-in-nevad.html


2 posted on 10/09/2022 11:03:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: John Semmens

Good ‘un!👍😄


3 posted on 10/09/2022 11:07:58 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: John Semmens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWZ8kyg3ajQ


4 posted on 10/09/2022 11:37:08 AM PDT by Redmen4ever
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To: John Semmens

The plant tried to convince “at least 150 employees” to stay for PedoJoe’s psycho circus.
A mere 18 remained behind after the rest of the staff left at lunch time and went home, instead.
This is all over the local FB forums, straight from the employees’ mouths.


5 posted on 10/09/2022 11:56:00 AM PDT by Salamander (Please visit my profile page help save my beloved dog's life. https://www.givesendgo.com/G2FUF)
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To: BradyLS

Enjoy the comments..at least the ones that the Herald Mail has not yet deleted.

https://www.facebook.com/TheHeraldMail

Jospeh Stolen is not popular here.


6 posted on 10/09/2022 11:58:33 AM PDT by Salamander (Please visit my profile page help save my beloved dog's life. https://www.givesendgo.com/G2FUF)
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To: BradyLS

“Spoke to a crowd”

LOL

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/story/news/local/2022/10/07/protestors-greet-biden-motorcade-volvo-hagerstown-maryland-david-trone-manufacturing/69547436007/?fbclid=IwAR3L08CmlNRWLPBUoWJfXUQCg_CeI6dONOFFKDGgFI6ZLmZuXzbHPywLC1M


7 posted on 10/09/2022 12:01:38 PM PDT by Salamander (Please visit my profile page help save my beloved dog's life. https://www.givesendgo.com/G2FUF)
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To: John Semmens

He saw a 9 year old girl in a skirt and said, “Maiden America.”

Joe Biden is a nasty chomo


8 posted on 10/09/2022 1:34:49 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes.)
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