Posted on 09/26/2022 1:48:42 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To avoid fighting over further spending bills, Congress has opted instead to sign up for the brand new subscription service Ukraine+, which only costs $40 billion per month.
"We are proud to be the very first customers for this exciting new service," said Congressman Dan Crenshaw. "Henceforth, $40 billion US dollars will simply be automatically deducted from our account every month, allowing us to continue laundering money and paying off defense lobbyists in perpetuity. Thanks, Ukraine+!"
Experts say subscribing to Ukraine+ is absolutely essential in order to "save democracy or whatever." Studies also confirmed that if anyone disapproves of the new subscription, they are probably a Russian agent and love Putin.
Ukraine+ will not offer any streaming entertainment options, but will give millions of Americans peace of mind knowing their hard-earned tax dollars are going to help Lockheed Martin, Boeing, and Raytheon continue manufacturing weapons to make up for their losses after the Afghanistan withdrawal while preserving the Liberal World Order™.
Representatives for Ukraine+ also confirmed that the other NATO countries will be subscribing, but that their subscription is free.
It could be worse. It could be the Ukraine time share.
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Both Parties said we couldn’t afford the Trump wall @ $25 B
They’ve spent Trillions with Biden!
They don’t even use the word “Debt” with Biden. It’s a Spending orgy.
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It’s too bad Congre$$ is not as liberal spending their own money as they are at spending ours.
It is a GloboHomo Great Reset assistance funding bill.
Accusations of hypocrisy, double standards, lack of consistency, splinter/log in eye, lack of logic, not occupying moral high ground, willful blindness, projection, never gain any traction when one contends against politically protected individuals and groups.
Eyepatch McCain said what!?
Trillions in Iraq.
Trillion in Afghanistan.
Billions a day in Syria.
Billions in Libya.
Tens of billions to Ukraine.
It’s all chump change.
Thank you for participating in the greatest games ever.
Please continue to send your $5, $10, $20, $25, $50 to them Ukrainian NGOs to fund ZelenskyyIdiots bank accounts, etc. There are no needy Vets or homeless Vets, or the like here in America that should be getting that money....
Move along now.
LOL. I’m glad they mentioned that turncoat by name in this ‘article’.
I recently read that shortly after the end or WW2, half of the world’s wealth was concentrated in the US, but now, only 25% of it is.
“A fool and his money are soon parted”
It’s like a Microsoft office 365 subscription, just more expensive.
Neocon Freepers want MORE.
Whew ... thank goodness it’s BB; however, just reading the headline made my BP go up (No joke). The Congress Critters ARE dumb enough to do this & POTATUS FJB would certainly think it’s a great idea.
“ save democracy or whatever.”
AKA Blank Checks for unaccountable giveaways idiots will sign on to
So you are saying that the US has given away a half of its wealth?
You do know how wealth is created right?
Darn, the Bee’s headlines are believable now.
I was going to change the channel until they played a Sarah McLachlan song and showed me sad Ukrainians without so much as a bazooka.
thanks for posting
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