Posted on 08/15/2022 6:50:45 AM PDT by John Semmens
This week, Alejandro Mayorkas, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, announced that “the Trump policy requiring that Mexicans remain in Mexico until legally admitted into the United States will no longer be enforced. President Biden has instructed us to ‘let them come in’ and that’s what we’re going to do.”
The Secretary explained that “Trump’s policy had endemic flaws and imposes unjustifiable human costs. It will be unwound in a quick, and orderly manner. Resources that had been used to keep people out will be redeployed. Up to now immigrants had to travel to the border at their own expense. Undoubtedly, this likely prevented many from making the journey. With the funds we save by not trying to keep them out we can provide the transportation they need to get here.”
Mayorkas brushed aside questions about how the hordes of immigrants brought into this country will live by pointing out that “the food, transportation and housing costs will be met by the Department of Health and Human Services just like they are for indigent American citizens. Over the longer term, I expect that the most sensible resolution of the immigration issue would be to annex Mexico and grant statehood to each of their states. The upside of this is that not only will the lives of 130 million Mexicans be improved, but our new southern border will be much shorter and easier to defend from unwanted invaders.”
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we need a ‘remain in California’ policy...
Amen to that...
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