Well done!
LMAO.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The phrase “panty raid” appears to have touched a nerve over there on the Left...
The Babylon Bee is what the Onion used to be 20 years ago. Now the Onion is no longer doing comedy just like SNL.
The Babylon Bee is a national treasure.
Panty raid!
He looks divine, darlings!
Who wears a sun hat with an evening gown?
idea for a cartoon: J.. Edgar Hoover, wearing an old fashioned dress, when looking at the FBI agents wearing Melania’s dresses and underwear, said, to the music of “Well Dressed Man”, “And I thought that I was well dressed”.
When AG Garland retires or gets fired, he is going to open up one of these new stores that sells used underwear. His top salesman will be FBI director Wray, aka “Mr. Leather”.
Nancy the toothless Pelosi will be in charge of the “used schmottas” women’s clothing.
Chuck Schumer will be the lead make model.
I’m guessing a lot of the FBI Gestapo and their lefty buddies, especially those that can’t decide if they are a man or woman, are walking around wearing Melania’s underwear.
Klinger wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit.
But who was the designated “panty sniffer”? Inquiring minds want to know.
LOL! Mock the bastards. It’s the least we can do. The DOJ/FBI is a joke and deserves to be ruthlessly mocked.
They raided Melania’s panty drawer when the informant told them her panties had the nuke code written on them.
Trump Thanks FBI For Kicking Off His 2024 Reelection Campaign
‘The FBI Raid On Melania’s Closet Was Justified,’ Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat
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Babylon Bee ^ | 08/12/2022 | Babylon Bee
Posted on 8/12/2022, 1:21:57 PM by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump’s residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified. Eyewitnesses noted he looked unusually fetching in an elegant Dolce & Gabbana evening gown and a Dior sun hat.
“We wouldn’t raid Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate or Melania’s wardrobe unless it was absolutely, 100% necessary,” said Garland. “I resent any accusation that this raid was influenced by partisan politics or my insatiable desire to wear pretty designer dresses.” The Attorney General then did a little spin in his purple gown as the press gasped with delight.
FBI Director Christopher Wray echoed the statement as he strode up to the Hoover Building in a dazzling pair of diamond-encrusted Alexander McQueen stilettos. “The men and women of the FBI are paragons of unassailable integrity and impartiality, and any suggestion otherwise is murderous treason,” he said. Several news outlets present also noted the delicious smell of Chanel No.5 in the air.
At publishing time, Trump took to Truth Social to announce that all his golf clubs were also missing!
Aug 9, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
FBI thugettes in full drag!
Love it...Thanks Bee..
The FBI: Fierce and Fashionable!