Posted on 07/09/2022 11:20:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
National Public Radio (NPR), the propaganda arm of the progressive Biden Regime in America, hailed the assassination of former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, calling it “a more focused defense of democracy than we saw from Robert Crimo III at a 4th of July parade in Highland Park, Illinois earlier in the week. With a precision not seen since the Dec 7, 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor, a Japanese patriot skillfully eliminated a divisive right-wing zealot as he was speaking at a campaign rally.”
This initial tweet was later deleted by NPR, but not without an expression of regret “for opportunities lost in our country. America’s most infamous right-wing zealot has attended numerous campaign rallies and emerged unscathed time-after-time. Another less-protected right-wing Supreme Court Justice narrowly escaped an angry mob while dining at Morton’s restaurant in Washington, DC. We can only hope that the fate of Mr. Abe will inspire our own domestic enemies to give up their quest to destroy the accomplishments of the progressive democracy being constructed for this country by President Biden and the Democratic Party.”
CBS News also blamed Abe for his own demise, calling him “a polarizing right-wing nationalist with controversial views.” One of Abe’s so-called “controversial views” was his opposition to China’s threat to invade Taiwan—a position that China says impedes its right to acquire this territory by “mostly peaceful intimidation. Our military might is far beyond anything the illegitimate Taiwanese government can mount. Any hope they may have of US aid must surely be dissipated by the recent export of oil to us from their Strategic Petroleum Reserve.”
US Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm called the oil exports to China “good for our economy and good for world peace. The brokering of this deal by the president’s son Hunter is just one more in a long chain of business dealings that have enabled him to become a self-made millionaire over the last decade. His sterling demonstration of enterprise is an inspiration to all Americans. Hunter’s generous sharing of his profits with the president is proof of the economic boom that the president’s policies have wrought for all Americans. As for world peace, it was the eminent strategist and philosopher Osama bin Laden who pointed out that choosing the stronger horse is the wisest course. Is there any question as to which is the stronger horse between China and Taiwan? Not only is China the stronger horse it is also more clearly aligned with us ideologically. Both China and we are people’s democratic republics. Taiwan is not.”
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CBS Clip
CBS Mornings smears assassinated Abe as ‘polarizing, ‘right-wing nationalist’
https://rumble.com/v1bji0v-cbs-mornings-smears-assassinated-abe-as-polarizing-right-wing-nationalist.html?mref=3z0st&mrefc=19
I'm pretty sure this part is NOT satire minus the announcement. Most of the rest probably isn't either.
Did Abe have a family life as screwed up as Crimo?.
Jenifer Granholm, from Michigan, is far left.
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