"When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, “We want five thousand dollars or you’ll see your kid again.”
"My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him, “If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.” He said, “All right. You’re ugly too!”
Rodney Dangerfield
1 posted on
07/03/2022 12:17:21 PM PDT by
DFG
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To: DFG
That was Rodney Dangerfield’s act so is it also Biden’s act ?
To: DFG
Joe Biden/Rodney Dangerfield: Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
3 posted on
07/03/2022 12:20:37 PM PDT by
PGR88
(<i>)
To: DFG
“Joe Biden is really upset, he feels he’s being disrespected.”
Well, Joe Biden is a despicable person. He always has been. He’s a complete POS who deserves how he is going to be remembered.
4 posted on
07/03/2022 12:20:48 PM PDT by
cdcdawg
(Hoes mad! LOL! )
To: DFG
… “does he have a point?”NO!
5 posted on
07/03/2022 12:23:37 PM PDT by
immadashell
(Save Innocent Lives: Ban Gun Free Zones)
To: DFG
Well Rodney would not give us $5 gas, Chuck Todd, you liberal knucklehead.
7 posted on
07/03/2022 12:23:53 PM PDT by
DallasBiff
(Lautenberg The Forefather of "The Nanny State!")
To: DFG
Ashley Biden: “I tell, I get no respect. When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.”
8 posted on
07/03/2022 12:23:57 PM PDT by
PGR88
(<i>)
To: DFG
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”
“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”
A girl phoned me the other day and said... ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
10 posted on
07/03/2022 12:25:42 PM PDT by
newfreep
(“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
To: DFG
I would rather have Thornton Mellon running the country than Brandon.
Thornton at least understood how business really works.
11 posted on
07/03/2022 12:26:39 PM PDT by
silent_jonny
(Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin, Joe. The feet are at the door (Acts 5:9) 9-18-21)
To: DFG
At least Rodney was funny, and he didn't mean actual malice towards anyone.
To: DFG
Rodney Dangerfield is dead so technically Biden is exactly like him.
13 posted on
07/03/2022 12:34:01 PM PDT by
maddog55
(The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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14 posted on
07/03/2022 12:35:53 PM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Wanting to make America great isn’t an insult unless you’re trying to make it worse! ULTRAMAGA!!)
To: DFG
Not even close.
- Dangerfield is likable.
- Biden is repulsive.
15 posted on
07/03/2022 12:37:08 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: DFG
Let me guess, this was today’s unintentionally funny/howler moment from Meet The Depressed?
16 posted on
07/03/2022 12:40:06 PM PDT by
OttawaFreeper
("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966 )
To: DFG
Rodney was a funny joker.
Biden is a sad joke.
19 posted on
07/03/2022 1:00:53 PM PDT by
meyer
(Everything woke turns to poo.)
To: DFG
Respect is earned a-hole. So is the right to call oneself a journalist.
To: DFG
I can’t even look at that inbred lying imbecile, much less listen to him.
21 posted on
07/03/2022 1:17:00 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Contempt for pre-born human life breeds contempt for post-born human life.)
To: DFG
He’s a putz who should be completely off the radar in quiet retirement at Rehoboth Beach. What does he expect?
To: DFG
Dangerfield deserved respect - Brandon doesn’t. Big difference.
23 posted on
07/03/2022 1:22:32 PM PDT by
rockrr
( Everything is different now...)
To: DFG
24 posted on
07/03/2022 1:30:39 PM PDT by
calljack
(Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
To: DFG
Respect for what exactly, ToddIdiot!?
25 posted on
07/03/2022 1:39:04 PM PDT by
cranked
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