Posted on 07/02/2022 3:31:50 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON D.C. — After years of being a social and political pariah, former Vice President Dick Cheney is overjoyed to no longer be the least likable Cheney in America.
"It's incredible. I literally shot someone, and people like me more," said a gleeful Mr. Cheney. "Spying on American citizens, the war in Iraq - all water under the bridge now, thanks to my daughter. Way to go, Liz!"
Having drawn frequent comparisons to Darth Vader, Dick Cheney had resigned himself to being the proverbial anchor weighing down the family name. "They always kicked me out of the family photos so I wouldn't damage Liz's career," chuckled Mr. Cheney. "At this point, I could skinny dip in the Reflecting Pool and it couldn't make things worse for her. Ah, freedom at last!"
Liz Cheney reportedly received a huge gift basket from her Dad after the first week of the January 6th hearings. "It felt so nice to know that even if everyone else was against me, my Dad was still in my corner," said Ms. Cheney. "Although I didn't quite understand his note. It just said, ‘Taste my pain!'."
At publishing time, Gallup released a poll showing the Cheney's neck-and-neck with the Biden's for America's least favorite political family.
Now his tranny son Lez is the most hated 🤪
It's hard to make that comparison. Borgias or Medicis? Charles Manson or Marilyn Manson? Arsenic or Strychnine?
NFN, but the Bush family is rapidly approaching its sell-by date.
No wonder Liz's nose is permanently outta whack.
I say they tie in most hated.
But the Bushes are trying hard to stay in the race.
Bush-Cheney-Biden-Obama-Clinton, they are all treasonous.
Which one’s worse... Hunter Biden or Liz Cheney?
It seems our establishment politicians raise some really messed up kids.
Guess he’s not going to take his daughter hunting after all...
IMO, that sell by date occurred at least two years ago. Texans finally ran off the last survivor, Prescott.
Hey what about me?
Ron Reagan Jr.
Yeah, the balerena? That’s on Nancy.
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