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Elmo Dies Of Myocarditis After Receiving COVID Vaccine
Babylon Bee ^
| 06/28/2022
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 06/28/2022 1:45:04 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
06/28/2022 1:45:04 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
But how are the Teletubbies?
2
posted on
06/28/2022 1:46:48 PM PDT
by
PGR88
(<i>)
To: PGR88
No longer so tubby after switching out their CRTs for flat screens.
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posted on
06/28/2022 1:48:18 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(If Hitler invaded Hell, I would make at least a favourable reference of the Devil...-Churchill)
To: DFG
Another great actor bites the dust.
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posted on
06/28/2022 1:48:37 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: PGR88
(Teletubbies)
About 12-13 years ago, I was flipping channels and....
Wondered what ...
Oh, the horror.....
The unspeakable horror......
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posted on
06/28/2022 1:50:08 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
To: All
The Smurfs said they were feeling blue over this news.
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posted on
06/28/2022 1:53:28 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Where is Biden leading us and what's with the hand basket?)
To: PGR88
(But how are the Teletubbies?)
I suppose launching 🚀 them into the Sun ☀️ is out of the question?
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posted on
06/28/2022 1:53:35 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
To: PGR88
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posted on
06/28/2022 1:54:53 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
To: SaveFerris
Tinky-Winky was clearly trans before it was “cool.”
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posted on
06/28/2022 1:58:18 PM PDT
by
PGR88
(<i>)
To: DFG
--- "...died unexpectedly this morning just a few hours after receiving the COVID vaccine"
This humor is even MORE humorous, as one notes that the corruptocrats at the CDC and FDA have defined "vaccinated" as not official until some days AFTER the injection. So our comedic Elmo dies from Sudden Cartoon Character Disease Syndrome.
To: DFG
Did he/she/it go to puppet heaven or puppet hell, whatever that would be like.
To: DFG
So sad. Elmo had a big heart. Recently very big…
To: PGR88
What about Bert and Ernie? I always knew something was up with those two.
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posted on
06/28/2022 2:08:35 PM PDT
by
No name given
(Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
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posted on
06/28/2022 2:12:50 PM PDT
by
PMAS
(Vote with your wallets, there are 80 million of us - No China made, No Amazon)
To: No name given
We know where Berts sympathies lie.
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posted on
06/28/2022 2:22:18 PM PDT
by
eyedigress
(Trump is my President!)
To: DFG
To: No name given
I just checked and they still seem to be fine.
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posted on
06/28/2022 2:30:56 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
To: DFG
"Elmo not feeling so good," Elmo reportedly said just moments before collapsing. Looks like "Jab Me" Elmo was a big flop.
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posted on
06/28/2022 2:32:16 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ . . . - - - . . . "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️)
To: DFG
I finally guessed right: Babylon Bee.
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posted on
06/28/2022 2:35:43 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: DFG
The Teletubbies are groomers.
From 2021:
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/teletubbies-embrace-pride-gay-tinky-winky-scandal-120005359.html
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