Posted on 06/21/2022 11:50:09 AM PDT by DFG
BURBANK, CA—With Lightyear and its cartoon lesbian romance flopping at the box office, sources say Disney has decided to quietly pull the plug on its upcoming movie Brokeback Woody.
"Little Bo Peep was about to find out what Woody and Pete the Prospector were really up to when they were off with the 'Roundup Gang'," said actor Chris Evans. "Such a shame. One day all the backward bigoted dinosaurs in America will die off, and our country will finally be ready for kids' cartoons with gratuitous gay toy-cowboy sex."
Disney had planned to roll out Brokeback Woody in early 2023, followed later that year by Cars 4: Lightning McDragQueen. "It's definitely a setback," said director Angus MacLane. "We already had new Woody toys in production with a whole new set of phrases he says when you pull his string. There was 'Howdy, life partner!' and also 'Giddy up, queen!'"
om Hanks voiced deep disappointment in the cancellation, believing his role as "gay Woody" could have had him in line for another Oscar. "It's really a shame how Lightyear mysteriously bombed after firing the lead voice actor for his political beliefs and adding a sexual agenda for kids," said Mr. Hanks. "Luckily for me, I can always fall back on narrating videos about how incredible the Biden administration is doing."
At publishing time, Disney announced they would be replacing the Brokeback Woody project with a more subtle Mx. Potato Head.
Lol
Brokeback Woody? That’s so gay.
That’s a keeper!
LOL, awesome! XD
Trans-Formers: Drag Queen Edition
Don’t give the left any ideas. Transformers was a favorite childhood show, and toy for me.
ROFL
ISWTDT!...................
Sorry Babylon Bee, Strange World is the new LGBT movie form Disney.
Poor Tom Hanks. I hear he was really looking forward to that historic first gay sex scene for children.
How about the Packi muzzie in Ms. Marvel? That show is crap also. I hate the Marvel stuff anyways for adults. You have to be retarded or a Gen-Z stoner to be into that infantile sh*t. I hear an adult riffing on Marvel and I want to knock them unconscious right there.. man or woman.
Considering that Hanks got his career started by flouncing around in drag, that may not be very far from the truth.
Can we get The Bee to start running campaign ads for the GOP?
“Little Boy Blew. He needed the money. Ohhh!”
The Diceman
Could be that he is already rehearsing for the first pedo scene.
“Could be that he is already rehearsing for the first pedo scene.”
He was, but then Pedo Joe insisted on playing it instead.
Disney will never be able to use “Woody” in a movie name.
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