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After ‘Lightyear’ Bombs, Disney Quietly Cancels Their Upcoming Movie ‘Brokeback Woody’
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/21/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/21/2022 11:50:09 AM PDT by DFG

BURBANK, CA—With Lightyear and its cartoon lesbian romance flopping at the box office, sources say Disney has decided to quietly pull the plug on its upcoming movie Brokeback Woody.

"Little Bo Peep was about to find out what Woody and Pete the Prospector were really up to when they were off with the 'Roundup Gang'," said actor Chris Evans. "Such a shame. One day all the backward bigoted dinosaurs in America will die off, and our country will finally be ready for kids' cartoons with gratuitous gay toy-cowboy sex."

Disney had planned to roll out Brokeback Woody in early 2023, followed later that year by Cars 4: Lightning McDragQueen. "It's definitely a setback," said director Angus MacLane. "We already had new Woody toys in production with a whole new set of phrases he says when you pull his string. There was 'Howdy, life partner!' and also 'Giddy up, queen!'"

om Hanks voiced deep disappointment in the cancellation, believing his role as "gay Woody" could have had him in line for another Oscar. "It's really a shame how Lightyear mysteriously bombed after firing the lead voice actor for his political beliefs and adding a sexual agenda for kids," said Mr. Hanks. "Luckily for me, I can always fall back on narrating videos about how incredible the Biden administration is doing."

At publishing time, Disney announced they would be replacing the Brokeback Woody project with a more subtle Mx. Potato Head.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brokeback; disney; espn; potatohead; woody; worldoflaughter; worldoftears
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1 posted on 06/21/2022 11:50:09 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Lol


2 posted on 06/21/2022 11:52:04 AM PDT by Gary from Dayton (Scary unvaccinated American )
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To: DFG

Brokeback Woody? That’s so gay.


3 posted on 06/21/2022 11:52:23 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Sodomy is nothing to be proud of.)
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To: DFG

That’s a keeper!


4 posted on 06/21/2022 11:53:22 AM PDT by Dogbert41 (Blessed are the peace makers.)
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To: DFG

LOL, awesome! XD


5 posted on 06/21/2022 11:54:35 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Dogbert41

Trans-Formers: Drag Queen Edition


6 posted on 06/21/2022 11:55:01 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Don’t give the left any ideas. Transformers was a favorite childhood show, and toy for me.


7 posted on 06/21/2022 11:56:51 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Sodomy is nothing to be proud of.)
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8 posted on 06/21/2022 11:57:29 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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To: DFG

ROFL


9 posted on 06/21/2022 11:58:13 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: DFG

ISWTDT!...................


10 posted on 06/21/2022 11:58:36 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: DFG

Sorry Babylon Bee, Strange World is the new LGBT movie form Disney.


11 posted on 06/21/2022 12:00:04 PM PDT by wbarmy (Trying to do better.)
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To: DFG

Poor Tom Hanks. I hear he was really looking forward to that historic first gay sex scene for children.


12 posted on 06/21/2022 12:00:27 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Red Badger

How about the Packi muzzie in Ms. Marvel? That show is crap also. I hate the Marvel stuff anyways for adults. You have to be retarded or a Gen-Z stoner to be into that infantile sh*t. I hear an adult riffing on Marvel and I want to knock them unconscious right there.. man or woman.


13 posted on 06/21/2022 12:01:51 PM PDT by pburgh01
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Considering that Hanks got his career started by flouncing around in drag, that may not be very far from the truth.


14 posted on 06/21/2022 12:02:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: DFG

Can we get The Bee to start running campaign ads for the GOP?


15 posted on 06/21/2022 12:03:05 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: DFG

“Little Boy Blew. He needed the money. Ohhh!”

The Diceman


16 posted on 06/21/2022 12:08:57 PM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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"Poor Tom Hanks. I hear he was really looking forward to that historic first gay sex scene for children."

Could be that he is already rehearsing for the first pedo scene.

17 posted on 06/21/2022 12:09:19 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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“Could be that he is already rehearsing for the first pedo scene.”

He was, but then Pedo Joe insisted on playing it instead.


18 posted on 06/21/2022 12:18:25 PM PDT by libstripper
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To: DFG

Disney will never be able to use “Woody” in a movie name.


19 posted on 06/21/2022 12:19:00 PM PDT by dangus
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To: Yo-Yo

#8 - 😂😂😂🤣🤣


20 posted on 06/21/2022 12:19:27 PM PDT by Allegra
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