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Bowing To Pressure From LGBTQ+ Activists, Next Jan. 6 Hearing To Include A Gay Kiss
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/17/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/17/2022 10:12:55 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After increased pressure from lobbyists representing the LGBTQ+ community, the January 6th Committee has announced they will be including a same-sex kiss in their next hearing.

"We are very excited to feature the first-ever gay kiss in a Congressional hearing," said Chairman Bennie Thompson. "For too long, the LGBTQQIP2SAA+++ community has been underrepresented in our esteemed political stunts and televised show trials. After speaking to representatives from the community, we realized we needed to do better. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for a historic extended scene featuring two gay people making out! Historic!"

The committee reportedly asked for volunteers for the kissing scene. Chairman Thompson was originally going to ask Liz Cheney to kiss Elaine Luria, but Adam Kinzinger and Adam Schiff quickly raised their hands to volunteer before anyone else.

Consultants in Washington celebrated the "bold move" as a huge step for LGBTQ+ representation and a sure way to improve Democrat prospects in the November election.

The Committee promises further pride-themed elements in the hearings next week when they will invite a 12-year-old drag queen to perform in between sessions.

The televised hearings will be edited to remove the gay kiss for Chinese audiences.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; jan6; kinzinger; lgbdnc; lgbtq; lgbtqd; schiff
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To: DFG
Oh my! The Bee is wonderfully funny!

All their double entende, like that the Jan 6 "hearings" are nothing more than theatre like all the fictional shows getting more and more gay.

21 posted on 06/17/2022 10:39:46 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

Yikes, I fell for the headline... the Bee’s good...


22 posted on 06/17/2022 10:41:43 AM PDT by GOPJ (Trump said "if Biden's elected markets will crash and gas could go to $7.99 a gallon.")
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To: GOPJ

The Bee must be a fun place to work!


23 posted on 06/17/2022 10:44:50 AM PDT by bigbob (z)
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To: DFG
"For too long, the LGBTQQIP2SAA+++ community has been underrepresented in our esteemed political stunts and televised show trials.

LOL
24 posted on 06/17/2022 10:44:56 AM PDT by GOPJ (Trump said "if Biden's elected markets will crash and gas could go to $7.99 a gallon.")
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To: GOPJ

The Bee must be a fun place to work!


25 posted on 06/17/2022 10:45:08 AM PDT by bigbob (z)
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To: DFG

It’s getting hard to know it’s the Bee. I start reading and know it could be real...the absurd narratives from the left are that insane.


26 posted on 06/17/2022 10:49:28 AM PDT by fuzzylogic (welfare state = sharing of poor moral choices among everybody)
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To: DFG
got me again... DAMN THE BEE!!!
27 posted on 06/17/2022 10:52:52 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: DFG

LGBDNC


28 posted on 06/17/2022 10:55:49 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: Vaquero

“The televised hearings will be edited to remove the gay kiss for Chinese audiences.”

Great touch by Babylon Bee—nailed 2022 perfectly.


29 posted on 06/17/2022 10:59:23 AM PDT by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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To: Dawgreg

This years’ Babylon Bee satire will be an actual NBC story in a few months.

Distinguishing fact from fiction is an increasingly daunting task in the occupied United States.


30 posted on 06/17/2022 11:00:55 AM PDT by BrexitBen
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To: DFG

And what power can these “lobbyists representing the LGBTQ+ community” bring to bear if their requests were met with a simple, “Never gonna happen.” ???


31 posted on 06/17/2022 11:03:23 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (We should worry less about who we might offend and care more about who we might inspire.)
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To: Vaquero

Aw dang. They got me a again.


32 posted on 06/17/2022 11:03:55 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (We should worry less about who we might offend and care more about who we might inspire.)
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To: DFG

Thank goodness it’s the Bee! I clicked on this saying, “Please let it be the Bee…please let it be the Bee…”

Hilarious, by the way.


33 posted on 06/17/2022 11:05:17 AM PDT by Allegra
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To: DFG

I didn’t doubt the headline one little, teeny tiny bit.


34 posted on 06/17/2022 11:05:46 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: Vaquero
The Bee fully describes the Democrat/Communist inquisition in one sentence.

Effing beautiful! (and brilliant!) Cheers to The Bee!

35 posted on 06/17/2022 11:07:19 AM PDT by glennaro (Live life unbullied and unafraid. Choose to ignore or fight the irrationality that surrounds you.)
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To: DFG

I recently saw a report of all the Bee satire that actually came to pass. Should this story prove to be true, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least. We have some truly sick folks representing this country.


36 posted on 06/17/2022 11:16:42 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: grumpygresh

” All he did was nominate a horse for the Senate.”

Well we’re way ahead of Caligula in that department - we’ve got plenty of the equine persuasion in our Senate, it’s just that they’re limited to the hindquarters.


37 posted on 06/17/2022 11:18:04 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: DFG

tomorrow’s headlines today.


38 posted on 06/17/2022 11:19:35 AM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: DFG

Almost got me 😏.......because I wouldn’t doubt it.


39 posted on 06/17/2022 11:31:40 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: DFG

Love it... Thanks Bee for another column that could be true soon...


40 posted on 06/17/2022 11:56:42 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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