Posted on 06/17/2022 10:12:55 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After increased pressure from lobbyists representing the LGBTQ+ community, the January 6th Committee has announced they will be including a same-sex kiss in their next hearing.
"We are very excited to feature the first-ever gay kiss in a Congressional hearing," said Chairman Bennie Thompson. "For too long, the LGBTQQIP2SAA+++ community has been underrepresented in our esteemed political stunts and televised show trials. After speaking to representatives from the community, we realized we needed to do better. Be sure to tune in tomorrow for a historic extended scene featuring two gay people making out! Historic!"
The committee reportedly asked for volunteers for the kissing scene. Chairman Thompson was originally going to ask Liz Cheney to kiss Elaine Luria, but Adam Kinzinger and Adam Schiff quickly raised their hands to volunteer before anyone else.
Consultants in Washington celebrated the "bold move" as a huge step for LGBTQ+ representation and a sure way to improve Democrat prospects in the November election.
The Committee promises further pride-themed elements in the hearings next week when they will invite a 12-year-old drag queen to perform in between sessions.
The televised hearings will be edited to remove the gay kiss for Chinese audiences.
All their double entende, like that the Jan 6 "hearings" are nothing more than theatre like all the fictional shows getting more and more gay.
Yikes, I fell for the headline... the Bee’s good...
The Bee must be a fun place to work!
The Bee must be a fun place to work!
It’s getting hard to know it’s the Bee. I start reading and know it could be real...the absurd narratives from the left are that insane.
LGBDNC
“The televised hearings will be edited to remove the gay kiss for Chinese audiences.”
Great touch by Babylon Bee—nailed 2022 perfectly.
This years’ Babylon Bee satire will be an actual NBC story in a few months.
Distinguishing fact from fiction is an increasingly daunting task in the occupied United States.
And what power can these “lobbyists representing the LGBTQ+ community” bring to bear if their requests were met with a simple, “Never gonna happen.” ???
Aw dang. They got me a again.
Thank goodness it’s the Bee! I clicked on this saying, “Please let it be the Bee…please let it be the Bee…”
Hilarious, by the way.
I didn’t doubt the headline one little, teeny tiny bit.
Effing beautiful! (and brilliant!) Cheers to The Bee!
I recently saw a report of all the Bee satire that actually came to pass. Should this story prove to be true, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least. We have some truly sick folks representing this country.
” All he did was nominate a horse for the Senate.”
Well we’re way ahead of Caligula in that department - we’ve got plenty of the equine persuasion in our Senate, it’s just that they’re limited to the hindquarters.
tomorrow’s headlines today.
Almost got me 😏.......because I wouldn’t doubt it.
Love it... Thanks Bee for another column that could be true soon...
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