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Pfizer Touts Ingestible Microchips [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 29 May 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/02/2022 10:58:37 AM PDT by John Semmens

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla wowed elites attending the World Economic Forum in Davos with a proposal to ensure future compliance with government mandated health protocols.

"One of the problems with the covid mandates was the difficulty of enforcing them," Bourla observed. "People were told they should get vaccinated. They were even threatened with loss of employment if they didn't. Most yielded to these threats, but a minority did not. Our company has developed the technology for an ingestible microchip that can confirm whether a person has or hasn't obeyed. Government authorities could track these people using signals emitted from the ingested microchip to track down individuals who have escaped mandated medication and forcibly inoculate them."

Dr. Anthony Fauci called the Pfizer innovation "an important breakthrough for ensuring that people comply with the directives being given by public health authorities. As the recent experience with covid has shown, there are disobedient elements in the population that will go to great lengths to evade compliance with what we have determined is best for their health. Pfizer's invention will go a long way toward eliminating noncompliance. I think it is a Nobel Prize worthy contribution to humanity."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: coercion; satire; surveillance; tyranny

1 posted on 06/02/2022 10:58:37 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

This coming from the head liar at Pfizer. Hey Bourla, we don’t want your fake vaccines. We don’t want your injestable chips or anything else you and your “partners” at NIH or FDA dream up to kill us off.


2 posted on 06/02/2022 11:14:57 AM PDT by Metrobank
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To: John Semmens

Is this satire?


3 posted on 06/02/2022 11:27:39 AM PDT by Obadiah ("America is facing a winter of severe illness and death." Biden's own summary of his America.)
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To: Obadiah

The ingestible microchip is real.

The malign intent is postulated from the prior behavior of Pfizer and Fauci during the covid hysteria.


4 posted on 06/02/2022 12:29:22 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens; Obadiah

And so what if you don’t comply? I’m here in a city where people drive 120 mph down the interstate, there are hookers everywhere, people being held up at gunpoint, and there is so much meth, coke, marijuana, fentanyl, oxy, etc. that the police can’t keep up.

They just deal with the big stuff like murders.


5 posted on 06/02/2022 1:19:41 PM PDT by packagingguy
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To: John Semmens

Thanks. I really didn’t know. The end of humanity cannot be far off.


6 posted on 06/02/2022 2:17:34 PM PDT by Obadiah ("America is facing a winter of severe illness and death." Biden's own summary of his America.)
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To: Obadiah

Certainly the end of civilized humanity can’t be far off. For most of human history savagery was the way of life—nasty, brutish and short.


7 posted on 06/02/2022 4:05:19 PM PDT by John Semmens
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