Porch Pirate Learns The Hard Way Not To Steal When Marine Riggs Amazon Package To Serve Him Instant Justice – The Robber Soiled Himself

Defiant America ^ | 05/19/2022 | Mack Cogburn

[thegagline]

Criminals getting blown up by retired Marines is just hilarious as heck.

Who better to deal out such righteous justice than a United States Marine, who has had more than enough of people stealing his packages from his porch. I’m not saying he handled the situation in the most legal fashion, nor will I say this is the best way to deal with porch thieves. However, I will say that I’m glad he went about it the way he did because it’s hilarious.

It was so bad that he literally soiled himself!

And then, after getting hit with a literal flashbang, he didn’t just run away (the heck?), but instead loitered around trying to make excuses before limping away to “get the package.”

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[OrangeHoof]

But whats that word they keep yelling at each other? I am not familiar with that word..

Nagger.

[nesnah]

But whats that word they keep yelling at each other? I am not familiar with that word..

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Nagger.

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People who annoy you....

[Skooz]

That video is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[Irenic]

Nah prearranged for get a viral video.

[falcon99]

Excellent!!

[Irenic]

prearranged for to get a viral video

[TLI]

I am not familiar with that word...

It's Canadian slang for friends.

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[21twelve]

That’s what I thought too. Who hangs around to find out what else the homeowner might have up his sleeve after they just tried to rob him?

[Chode]

https://defiantamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/porch-robber.mp4

[The Antiyuppie]

“So he sticks his hand down his own butt and smells it?! That is beyond disgusting. What kind of “human” does that? Proud Marine sticks it to him. Bravo!”

Perfectly logical. Sort of like a dipstick on a car engine. Smell test:

Feces=OK
No smell=OK
Gunpowder=OK
Copper=Not OK
Meat=Not OK

[Sarcazmo]

I saw a monkey do it once.

[justme4now]

Yep, staged.
The guy posts on social media.

[Mr. Blond]

Phony baloney.

[caww]

I like the box’s filled with bags of dog poo.....they think they’re getting a treasure.

[StAnDeliver]

"That is looking like a staged video trying to go viral to me."

And that is exactly what the daydrinking Putlims find entertaining....

[Salamander]

Out here in the hillbilly wastelands, we do not have this problem.

If the porch dawgs don’t get ya, ol Bubba will.

[Salamander]

I only wish I’d had videos of what the enumerators said happened when they came out to my area, “trespassing and asking questions”.

But it was 1980 and no cell phones.

[Howie66]

Yep.

[gunsequalfreedom]

I don’t think it was staged. Looks legit to me. If not, that’s awfully good acting.

The audio quality is too good. And where is the camera? And why does they guy run back up on the porch. He would be running the other direction. It is staged.

[joma89]

By the way, did anyone notice how many times the person in the house said the word nigger? Amazing how in this broken society in the US, certain people are allowed to say certain words and others are not.

I expect this post will be deleted simply because I wrote those six letters in that specific order.