Posted on 05/17/2022 4:37:28 PM PDT by DFG
ATLANTA—In what many are calling a long-overdue act of democracy, justice, and equity, Sports Illustrated has honored Stacey Abrams as this year’s Swimsuit Edition cover model.
“Despite decades of unfair Abrams-suppression measures, we have finally ascended the pinnacle of what our institution represents: beautiful governors ignoring haters, racists, and meanies,” said Sports Illustrated managing editor Gob Dibbons to the press at yesterday’s unveiling event for the highly-anticipated magazine issue. Amid cheers for Abrams finally being recognized as a beautiful, powerful governor, several members of the press fainted when Dibbons drew back the black felt curtain to reveal the cover depicting the bombshell Democrat supermodel.
The Washington Post saved money by cribbing their 2020 article “The Power Of Stacey Abrams,” which had heaped breathless praise on Abrams: “Pandemonium ensues as she walks…like a runway supermodel, stops on a dime, poses, tilts her head slightly and smiles…Abrams is summoning her inner actress, and she is both enjoying the moment and getting through it to get to the conversation...” Sources confirmed that more of the article could be quoted, as it was causing too many readers to become flushed and out of breath.
Reporters from Fox News claim that Abrams lost the 2018 Georgia Governor’s election and is not, in fact, a beautiful governor, but they have had their press passes revoked for spreading hurtful disinformation.
At publishing time, Al Gore had also been honored as People’s “Sexiest President Alive,” which many are calling a crescendo of long-overdue democracy, justice, and equity.
Look me up on Amazon first. I’m selling eyewash:)
She would sink!!!!
Abrams TANK, more like it.
I’d go thru a sex change first.
Greenpeace would try to roll her back into the ocean.
Need a meme for Sports illustrated
Special Olympics Midgets swim meet being held in her water fill belly button
Especially that singer Lizzo, who thinks she's the hottest woman on the planet but looks like Peter Griffin in drag.
Did they consult a Biologist, first?
What? No Swimsuit photo?
Stacey’s a Chicken!
That, or she doesn’t want to appear ‘scantily clad’ in public.
It’s a cultural attempt to change the perception of beauty which is European standards.
So if Atlanta was OZ, then the house would land on Stacy A, because how could you miss.
The Jo Jo Biden Demented Batter Up Issue.
hahaha, Supermodel/Governer hahaha. Love the Bee
Whew, I’m glad she is not in a swim suit. 🤪😜
She doesn’t look much worse than the current slob they have on the cover 🤪
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