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"Green" US Military Touted [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/02/2022 10:23:26 AM PDT by John Semmens

Press Secretary Jen Psaki defended President Biden's plan to phase out fossil fuels in the US military, saying "there are a lot of overlooked advantages of an all green army and navy. One of the key vulnerabilities of the modern fighting force is its fuel supplies. As we have seen in the Ukraine-Russia war fuel storage facilities can be bombed by drones. If tanks can't get fuel they're immobilized."

"Then there's the problem of onboard fuel exploding after being hit by incoming rockets and bullets," Psaki pointed out. "If these vehicles were solar powered this risk could be significantly diminished. Naval vessels that need fossil fuels are similarly disadvantaged. Fuel supplies could be destroyed or serve as an accelerant to any incoming shells or rockets. If ships were wind-powered the 'fuel' would be in the air, could not be bombed, and wouldn't be a significant accelerant to strikes on the vessels. The fact that the wind is freely available should also lower the cost for sending ships to different parts of the world."

"Right now the plans are conceptual in nature," the Press Secretary noted. "There are a lot of practical problems to work out. Doubtless, it will be a long road before our forces can go totally green, but if we never start the journey we can never hope to arrive. The President believes that future wars must be as pollution-free as possible. He is determined to do everything in his power to make that happen."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: fossilfuels; satire; solar; wind

1 posted on 05/02/2022 10:23:26 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Can’t wait to see the battery powered aircraft....that’s really gonna be something


2 posted on 05/02/2022 10:24:35 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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To: John Semmens
I love the solar panels enough for my house, so much that I'm upgrading.

So don't count me as anti-green or whatever when I tell you that the idea of the military going green is frightening.

3 posted on 05/02/2022 10:26:47 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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Helicopter beanies for all!


4 posted on 05/02/2022 10:28:35 AM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: John Semmens
You could fit a lot of solar panels on the Flight Deck of an aircraft carrier.
Couldn't launch any aircraft but it would be GREEN.
5 posted on 05/02/2022 10:33:26 AM PDT by red-dawg (How does confiscating money from us and giving it to chicken-little bureaucrats stop climate change?)
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To: red-dawg

What about night operations?

Seriously, USN CVNs are already green... NUCLEAR POWER, baby!


6 posted on 05/02/2022 10:36:32 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (Rush, we're missing your take on all of this!)
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To: John Semmens

An opposing army could probably smell the new “diverse” army by the smell from anal leakage. That is a small part of the “green” desire from the current administration.


7 posted on 05/02/2022 10:39:17 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: John Semmens

Fuel all of our military equipment with unicorn poop!


8 posted on 05/02/2022 11:44:11 AM PDT by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
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To: John Semmens

The only thing “green” about the Army should be the color of their uniforms....in a sane world.


9 posted on 05/02/2022 12:04:02 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Greenie weenie ecofreaks in Europe and the USA are responsible for this war.)
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To: V_TWIN

Maybe not a good example. A “battery powered aircraft” might be a good idea. At least as a drone. Probably a lower heat signature and less noise? Probably not longevity in the sky. Who knows.

Anyway, implementing tech because it is a better solution vs because it doesn’t pollute as much is stupid. Because, a poorly designed and implemented weapon means that your soldiers, ya know the humans defending you, are more likely to die.


10 posted on 05/02/2022 1:03:11 PM PDT by dhs12345
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To: John Semmens

You’ve really captured Psaki’s essence.


11 posted on 05/02/2022 2:26:38 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
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To: John Semmens

The ChiComs are going just the opposite tack.
Converting civilian cars to electric powered by additional coal fired power plants and keeping the good stuff for the military.


12 posted on 05/02/2022 2:28:57 PM PDT by nascarnation (Let's Go Brandon!)
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To: V_TWIN

Idiots, all of these subhuman oil and gas extremists. Can anyone that’s been in combat feel safe about what these climate goof’s think. This is not realistic and I think they just throw this stuff out there to tease us.


13 posted on 05/02/2022 3:16:06 PM PDT by V V Camp Enari 67-68 ( This clears up a lot of misconceptions.)
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To: V_TWIN

Idiots, all of these subhuman oil and gas extremists. Can anyone that’s been in combat feel safe about what these climate goof’s think. This is not realistic and I think they just throw this stuff out there to tease us.


14 posted on 05/02/2022 3:17:13 PM PDT by V V Camp Enari 67-68 ( This clears up a lot of misconceptions.)
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