Posted on 04/14/2022 4:13:49 PM PDT by DFG
DALLAS, TX—The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) has announced its star-studded lineup of speakers at the upcoming CPAC Dallas 2022 in August. Special guests will include Rep. Lauren Boebert, a ghost gun harmed by gun control legislation, and the new highly sought-after pigeon that pooped on President Biden.
“We are proud to announce that the pigeon has accepted an invitation to speak at this year’s event,” said CPAC representative, Buck Brobert to a crowd of conservative journalists who spontaneously began chanting “Lock her up,” “Build the wall,” and “Four more poops!”
“We hope to hear the pigeon’s own take on how it went from a simple bird scrounging up breadcrumbs on the tough streets of Iowa,” said Brobert, “To the life-changing moment it stood up for American values by dropping a poopy protest on the false President’s lapel.”
When reached for comment, the pigeon responded to the CPAC’s announcement with a confirmatory, “Coo.”
At publishing time, the pigeon’s newly-created Twitter account had already accrued over 1 million followers.
Gotta love The Bee.
The pigeon actually tweeted “coup”...
LOL!
LOL!!!
And to enjoy the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdMLb3eiWWg&t=1s
ironic a pigeon pope on a Bird Brain.
Sticky keyboard.
Ironic a pigeon pooped on a bird brain.
Bwahahahahahaha!
BREAKING BOMBSHELL: The DC DA has filed insurrection charges against the pigeon.
Amen!
the pigeon’s newly-created Twitter account had already accrued over 1 million followers.
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And since the pigeon seems to be a conservative, or at least expressing conservative content, Twitter has issued a lifetime ban the account.
Twitter stated ‘anyone (thing) that thinks they can shit on this President and get away with it is dead wrong. Had it been Trump, well, that would be another matter altogether.’
The FBI is investigating the pigeon. They want to know if it pooped on the Capitol Building on January 6th.
Pigeon nest swatted before dawn. Agents were seen removing garbage bags and cartons of evidence.
Where’s a pterodactyl when ya need one...
Perfect!
“A pigeon pooped on a bird brain”.
A trace of mustard, actually: it was Grey Poupon.
Whew! you know what stinks more, Pun sh*t.
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