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Pigeon That Pooped On Biden To Speak At CPAC
Babylon Bee ^ | 04/14/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/14/2022 4:13:49 PM PDT by DFG

DALLAS, TX—The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) has announced its star-studded lineup of speakers at the upcoming CPAC Dallas 2022 in August. Special guests will include Rep. Lauren Boebert, a ghost gun harmed by gun control legislation, and the new highly sought-after pigeon that pooped on President Biden.

“We are proud to announce that the pigeon has accepted an invitation to speak at this year’s event,” said CPAC representative, Buck Brobert to a crowd of conservative journalists who spontaneously began chanting “Lock her up,” “Build the wall,” and “Four more poops!”

“We hope to hear the pigeon’s own take on how it went from a simple bird scrounging up breadcrumbs on the tough streets of Iowa,” said Brobert, “To the life-changing moment it stood up for American values by dropping a poopy protest on the false President’s lapel.”

When reached for comment, the pigeon responded to the CPAC’s announcement with a confirmatory, “Coo.”

At publishing time, the pigeon’s newly-created Twitter account had already accrued over 1 million followers.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 04/14/2022 4:13:49 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Gotta love The Bee.


2 posted on 04/14/2022 4:16:41 PM PDT by fwdude (Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
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To: DFG

The pigeon actually tweeted “coup”...


3 posted on 04/14/2022 4:17:51 PM PDT by Does so (https://youtu.be/3PxEWB6W8ig ......Uke's Independence Day Parade. Anthem starts at 15:00)
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To: DFG

LOL!


4 posted on 04/14/2022 4:18:33 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: DFG

LOL!!!


5 posted on 04/14/2022 4:25:07 PM PDT by LizzieD (represents )
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To: DFG
The old song used to be "Down with the eagal and up with the cross". Let's go with 'down with the eagle and up with the pigeon' - Lets' start a Change Org petition to change the national bird from Eagle to pigeon.

And to enjoy the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdMLb3eiWWg&t=1s

6 posted on 04/14/2022 4:35:44 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: PAR35

ironic a pigeon pope on a Bird Brain.


7 posted on 04/14/2022 4:39:31 PM PDT by hflynn ( )
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To: hflynn

Sticky keyboard.

Ironic a pigeon pooped on a bird brain.


8 posted on 04/14/2022 4:41:20 PM PDT by hflynn ( )
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To: DFG

Bwahahahahahaha!


9 posted on 04/14/2022 4:42:21 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: DFG

BREAKING BOMBSHELL: The DC DA has filed insurrection charges against the pigeon.


10 posted on 04/14/2022 4:43:23 PM PDT by pfflier
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To: fwdude

Amen!


11 posted on 04/14/2022 5:11:24 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (It seems the only immunity the vaccines provide is that big pharma can’t be sued.)
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To: DFG

the pigeon’s newly-created Twitter account had already accrued over 1 million followers.
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And since the pigeon seems to be a conservative, or at least expressing conservative content, Twitter has issued a lifetime ban the account.

Twitter stated ‘anyone (thing) that thinks they can shit on this President and get away with it is dead wrong. Had it been Trump, well, that would be another matter altogether.’


12 posted on 04/14/2022 7:18:01 PM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW)
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To: DFG

The FBI is investigating the pigeon. They want to know if it pooped on the Capitol Building on January 6th.


13 posted on 04/14/2022 7:27:23 PM PDT by Rainbow Rising (Defund the FBI!)
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To: pfflier

Pigeon nest swatted before dawn. Agents were seen removing garbage bags and cartons of evidence.


14 posted on 04/15/2022 4:19:42 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: DFG

Where’s a pterodactyl when ya need one...


15 posted on 04/15/2022 4:39:51 AM PDT by mewzilla (We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
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To: Does so
“coup”

Perfect!

16 posted on 04/15/2022 4:43:01 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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17 posted on 04/15/2022 4:46:38 AM PDT by deport
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To: hflynn

“A pigeon pooped on a bird brain”.

A trace of mustard, actually: it was Grey Poupon.


18 posted on 04/15/2022 2:38:31 PM PDT by Does so (https://youtu.be/3PxEWB6W8ig ......Uke's Independence Day Parade. Anthem starts at 15:00)
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To: Does so

Whew! you know what stinks more, Pun sh*t.


19 posted on 04/15/2022 2:42:37 PM PDT by hflynn ( )
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