Some advice for spring....

Twitter ^ | April 11th, 2022 | Catturd

[shadowlands1960]

Catturd ™
@catturd2

It’s Spring, when I always remind campers …You don’t have to out run the bear, just the person you’re camping with

[shadowlands1960]

Catturd ™
@catturd2 · 13h Twitter headquarters waiting for @elonmusk next tweet ...

[crusty old prospector]

We ran across a male grizzly bear while hiking at Glacier National Park last year. I survived by tripping my wife as I came up from behind.

[shadowlands1960]

Probably not the first time a wife has been thrown to a grizzly...

[Secret Agent Man]

Just keep an emergency quarter pounder in your gear. Eject it as youre sprinting away, its like food chaff.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

The griz would chomp it down in one gulp and think “Oh boy, lots more where that one came from.”

[Fester Chugabrew]

. . . something laced with a small, remote-activated claymore.

[VTenigma]

Food chaff, I like it, LOL.

[Secret Agent Man]

in my head you see this guy running from behind, and like 2 or 3 burgers just flying out from the right and left side of his backpack, and then like banking hard left...

think a10 firing chaff off from right and left wing and doing the hard turn

[Big Red Badger]

That’s Timothy Snackwell
in second place.

[T.B. Yoits]

Just keep an emergency quarter pounder in your gear. Eject it as youre sprinting away, its like food chaff.

Add peanut butter, Carolina Reaper pepper powder, mix in soap flakes, and copper (for excess salivation).