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Dems to Make $30 Million Pitch for Black Votes [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 April 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/09/2022 10:49:41 AM PDT by John Semmens

Amidst polls showing that black voter support for the Democratic Party has fallen from 87 percent to 60 percent since Biden took office, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is planning to invest $30 million to boost black turnout and support for its candidates in the Fall elections. The theme of the campaign is “we did that.”

DCCC national press secretary Chris Taylor admitted that “we’ve been taking these votes for granted for too long. We need to send message reminding black folks of how much progress our Party has made since the days of slavery and Jim Crow. Granted, 99 percent of slave holders were Democrats and it was southern Democrats who launched a war out of fear that President Lincoln, candidate of the abolitionist Republican Party, would destroy a way of life that had persisted for 200 years. Beaten into submission by Union troops we were able to achieve some semblance of the old ways for another century.”

“Over time, though, the old life gradually was dismantled,” Taylor observed. “We needed to find new ways to show that we cared about black folks. FDR correctly predicted that if we built a welfare system to serve as an in loco parentis role we could make amends for the Party’s ancient sins. This system has been a tremendous success. Right now blacks comprise 39 percent of the persons on welfare. This is higher than the percentage of whites and three times blacks’ percentage of the population. Most blacks are unaware of this achievement. Our ‘we did that’ campaign will change that. Public housing, food stamps, aid for unwed mothers, Medicaid, no-bail release those accused of a crime—all were Democrat initiatives. As our loud, intentional, and thoughtful message sinks in we believe Blacks will return to the bosom of the Party that takes care of them.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; racism; racists; satire

1 posted on 04/09/2022 10:49:41 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

87% to 605?

That’s alot of new folks that Joe will tell “You ain’t black”!


2 posted on 04/09/2022 10:54:51 AM PDT by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
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To: airborne

60%

FR needs edit.


3 posted on 04/09/2022 10:55:31 AM PDT by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
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To: John Semmens

That’s a whole lotta Walkin’ Money.


4 posted on 04/09/2022 11:09:19 AM PDT by Quentin Quarantino (q)
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To: John Semmens
Maybe Hillary needs to help with PR: LOL


5 posted on 04/09/2022 11:24:22 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: John Semmens
I believe Democrats can count on the vast number of people on welfare to vote their self-interest, i.e., to vote democrat. Here are some stats from 2016:

Number of Americans receiving welfare assistance: 110,489,000

Number of Americans receiving food stamps: 41,700,000

Percentage of the US population on welfare: 35.4%

Total government spending on welfare annually: $131.9 billion

So how many Blacks vs whites?

Percent of welfare recipients who are white: 38.8%

Percent of welfare recipients who are black: 39.8%

You can do the math.

6 posted on 04/09/2022 11:41:10 AM PDT by JesusIsLord
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To: JesusIsLord

[You can do the math. ]


60% are not on welfare. But large numbers benefit from racial quotas. How many of that 60% are quota aristocrats who would have far worse academic and career prospects if quotas were dismantled? That, ultimately, is why blacks overwhelmingly vote Democrat. Welfare dependents and quota aristocrats are voting their pocketbooks.


7 posted on 04/09/2022 1:24:57 PM PDT by Zhang Fei (My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
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To: Zhang Fei
... quota aristocrats ...

I need to remember that description. It's the antithesis of 'color blind' and 'best qualified', which is how we should judge eligibility.

We live in a crazy America! God help us!

8 posted on 04/09/2022 1:53:06 PM PDT by JesusIsLord
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